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How long will they last? - Either eternity or until Natalie changes and becomes a more dominant personality… which isn’t highly likely, but a possibility.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -Like, maybe a few hours
How was their first kiss? - A bit awkward, but things went quick
Who proposed? - Natalie totally baited out Fang‘s proposal
Who is the best man/men? - Jacob Singer, Fenrir
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Ai Kijino, Selina Taylor ( @lady-silver-hair, @selina-taylor )
Who did the most planning? - Fang
Who stressed the most? -Also gotta be Fang, Natalie would just chill and sleep through everything not required.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. Either it’s backed by the 9 hells, multiple kingdoms, and everything Fang and Fenrir have stake in, or they just make a cake and play with spells and guns in the basement.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Natalie’s parents (if they’re still alive somehow/where)
Who is the one to instigate things? - Natalie
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - I’d expect Fang could last quite a while, Natalie not very long though.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - They definitely try.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - Maybe three, maybe none, just kinda roll with the flow.
How many children will they adopt? - They already adopted one, two unofficially.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Probably Fang, but both can probably do it from afar
Who is the stricter parent? - Surprisingly, it’s likely Natalie.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Neither, they’re both showing them how to not die doing it.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Fang is the cook
Who is the more loved parent? - Also Fang
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Their kids are probably homeschooled, but they both show up together to make fun of the soccer moms
Who cried the most at graduation? - I doubt either of them cry.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Like, paying bail and taking them home, or being diplomatic to get out of there? Fang. Natalie is sneaking in herself and teaching them how to lockpick and fananle their way out of there themselves.
Who does the most cooking? - Fang
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Natalie
Who does the grocery shopping? - (Actually Ai does it usually, Natalie will if she’s feeling ambitious)
How often do they bake desserts? - Probably every day.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - This family runs on meat.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Fang, but it’s not unlikely that Natalie would order KFC and just sit seductively on the bed.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Fang?
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Natalie when she lets Jacob do it because she forgot
Who cleans the room? - Fang
Who is really against chores? - Natalie
Who cleans up after the pets? - Fang
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Natalie
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Natalie would pocket it.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Fang, because Natalie hates baths and showers
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Fang
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - With anything Fang’s hunted, some random video game posters, and a bunch of shit Natalie keeps held in the air.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Just kinda help each other with being higher beings but still human, and with a lot of responsibilities.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Natalie
Who plays the most pranks? - They probably use their daughter as a weapon of war in that department.
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