time to hold your breath.

andrea evans, i prefer andie. sun and sea, all i need in life. into any type of diving, might one day end up killing her best friend/band mate.

[divingintoodeep]

TEXT: JP

Andie: It's someone's birthday today, and that someone is youuuuuuuuuu!! I hope you have the most amazing birthday today, because you deserve nothing less than that! Make it the best day, JP!

[cherrygrcvegossip]

It’s been a while since we heard from Andie, and thank god for that.

(via cherrygrcvegossip)

YOU HAVEN’T HEARD FROM ANDIE COS I WAS TALKING TOO LOUDLY OVER HER BUT THAT’S OKAY COS SHE’S STILL HERE AND STILL BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND SPECIAL AND THE BESTESTESTESTEST

(via shorttermmemorylxss)

HI I LOVE YOU THE MOSTEST OF ALL

[cherrygrcvegossip]

It’s been a while since we heard from Andie, and thank god for that.

(via cherrygrcvegossip)

Girl, yes. You’re just too popular for your own good.

(via beaugiggles)

It’s a curse really, but one I suppose I’ll just have to carry.

[cherrygrcvegossip]

It’s been a while since we heard from Andie, and thank god for that.

(via cherrygrcvegossip)

Still here. Thanks for thinking of me during my absence, makes me feel very loved.

[divingintoodeep]

↳INSTAGRAM: @andiedives uploaded a photo:

I got to ring in the new year with all of my faves tonight, including my best friend. Definitely the best way to start 2018. Happy New Year, everyone!!

[divingintoodeep]

TEXT: ANDIE

Rory: UMMMMMMMMMM i wanna know more about cute boy cooper!!!!!! how much do you like him how did you meet what do you know about him what does he look like send me a pic!!!!

Rory: uhhhhhh

Rory: dash is just cute and we kissed one time and it was nice :D

Rory: farrah's also cute and i wanna kiss misty and also melody too!!!!!! they're both really pretty and i think i would probably kiss marlon too if he wasn't such a grumpy butt!!! and you but you don't like girls and that's okay because you were born that way!!!!

Andie: Nooooooo - lets just talk about you, I want to know it all!

Andie: But we just met online, bc that's how it all happens these days, and I do not have a picture no, bc I am not a stalker.

Andie: YAS QUEEN, KISS ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS. AND YOU CAN STILL KISS MARLON TOO IF YOU WANT, GRUMPY BUTT OR NOT.

Andie: Awh babe, I'm sorry I'm heterosexual. I truly am. But I will always be happy to kiss you.

[divingintoodeep]

TEXT: RORY

Rory: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rory: if i know him i don't remember him lol oops

Rory: what's he like!! is he cute!!! how did you meet!!!!!

Rory: THERE'S NO BOY sometimes i kiss boys and sometimes i kiss girls and that's ok!!!!!!!!!!! DASH IS A REALLY GOOD KISSER AND TBQH SO IS FARRAH AND ALSO SO IS NICK which i actually only know because farrah told me so but

Rory: wait anyways tell me about your boy sorry i got distracted because i'm a butt

Andie: Oh my gosh, you adorable little thing. Bless you.

Andie: WELL WE SHALL COIN HIM MYSTERY BOY, AND HE SHALL LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS, BUT NOT OUR MEMORIES. 😜 OKAY BUT I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THESE KISSES OKAY, SO DO TALK. WHATEVER YOU CAN. I WANT TO HEAR IT ALL.

Andie: ... it's okay. We can just continue talking about your thing. SO DASH.

[divingintoodeep]

TEXT: RORY

Rory: who is he!!!!

Rory: I KISS BOYS AND I KISS GIRLS I AM VERY CUTE ANDIE UR TOTES MISSING OUT

Andie: ... His name is Cooper. AND THAT'S ALL I'LL SAY ABOUT IT

Andie: I KNOW YOU DO, AND I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME ABOUT THIS BOY SMOOCH. TELL ME.

[divingintoodeep]

TEXT: RORY

Rory: :O

Rory: who is heeeeeeeeee!!!!! is he cute? do i know him????

Rory: it's not silly tho!!!!!!! boys are stupid and i don't like them but also they're cute and nice kissers and also who is he!!!!!

Andie: I don't know if you know him???

Andie: ... nice kissers? Miss Rory Bleeker, do you have something that you need to tell me??

[divingintoodeep]

TEXT: RORY

Rory: IT IS TOO LATE BUT IT'S NOT STUPID OR SILLY YOU'RE PERFECT AND UNSTUPID TELL ME EVERYTHING :)

Rory: or don't if you don't want to because sometimes i forget that i can be really !!!!!!! when sometimes i need to be less !!!!!!!! because sometimes i'm super !!!!!!!!! with floyd and it makes him feel really !!!!!!!!! on the inside when i'm !!!!!!!!! on the outside and so if i'm making you feel !!!!!!!!! on the inside then tell me and i'll be less !!!!!!!!!

Andie: Oh hush, you're being just perfectly fine. I love your !!!!!!!!! self!

Andie: But it's honestly silly because I've only talked to him like a handful of times, but I see him around town and he's just cute and charming okay.

Andie: Why do boys exist? I don't even like them.

[divingintoodeep]

TEXT: RORY

Rory: WHO DO YOU LIKE WHO DO YOU LIKE WHO DO YOU LIKE TELL ME ALL THE THINGS EVERY THING ALL OF IT NOW IMMEDIATELY THIS VERY SECOND IN TIME

Andie: OH HECK, IS IT TOO LATE TO PULL BACK? I DID SAY MIGHT

Andie: It's so stupid and silly though

[divingintoodeep]

Do you have your eye on anyone in Cherry Grove?

Well I have my eye on everyone, always, because otherwise how else am I supposed to recognize people and know what they look like? But I’m going to assume you’re not just talking visually, and mean something in a romantic sense? In that case, no. Kinda? I don’t know. Boys suck, but they’re also cute, so who knows?

[divingintoodeep]

shorttermmemorylxss:

IT IS YOU DO IT’S HONESTY HOUR IT SAYS SO RIGHT THERE IN THE DOOBLYDOO THINGAMAJIG WHATDYAMACALLIT

I LOVE YOU BOO, AND I APPRECIATE YOUR AFFINITY TO GOSSIP, BUT IT’S NOT HAPPENING orjusttextmeimighttalkthen

[divingintoodeep]

Do you have your eye on anyone in Cherry Grove?

Well I have my eye on everyone, always, because otherwise how else am I supposed to recognize people and know what they look like? But I’m going to assume you’re not just talking visually, and mean something in a romantic sense? In that case, no. Kinda? I don’t know. Boys suck, but they’re also cute, so who knows?

[divingintoodeep]

shorttermmemorylxss:

WHO’S THE KINDA I DON’T KNOW SUCKY BUT CUTE BOY ANDIE

THAT ISN’T A PART OF THE QUESTION, SO I DON’T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT, RORYKINS

[divingintoodeep]

Do you have your eye on anyone in Cherry Grove?

Well I have my eye on everyone, always, because otherwise how else am I supposed to recognize people and know what they look like? But I’m going to assume you’re not just talking visually, and mean something in a romantic sense? In that case, no. Kinda? I don’t know. Boys suck, but they’re also cute, so who knows?

[divingintoodeep]

TEXT: MONA

Andie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY SWEET MONA LISA!! THANK YOU FOR BEING IN MY LIFE, AND MAKING IT FOR THE BETTER!! HAVE THE MOST AMAZING DAY DOING THINGS THAT YOU LOVE, AND CELEBRATING YOUR DAY TO THE MOST!! I LOVE YOU, LITTLE ONE, AND I CANNOT WAIT TO MEET UP WITH YOU THIS WEEKEND!! LOVE YOUUUU 💖💖

[divingintoodeep]

TEXT: BERTIE

Andie: HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY, BERTIEBOBS!! HAVE THE BEST DAY CELEBRATING THE FACT THAT YOU EXIST, BECAUSE WE SURE AS HECKLE ARE FOR THE BETTER FOR IT. ENJOY YOUR DAY, BOO!!

[divingintoodeep]

FMK: Max, Cooper, and Rory?

Okay see this is super easy, so if you were trying to make it difficult, you absolutely failed. Max is like the brother I’ve never had, nor ever wanted, so doing anything with him would be gross so obviously I’ll kill him. Sorry not sorry. Rory already is my wife, she’s the sweetest and bestest and I love her and so I absolutely would marry her. Cooper is super cute, and not killworthy like Max, so I guess that makes him the F-option.

So in conclusion, and in the order of the FMK thing, I’d fuck Cooper, marry Rory and kill Max.