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[divorce-quartet]

hey so i finally did a better version of my trafficsona! i think they are funny and neat and also a very good way to start off my blog :]! their name is guilty- they start off with 3 lives in LL and are the Trap Guy (tm). they die to their own traps probably, but still!!  they also progressively get closser appearance-wise to their normal non-human self that they look like outside of the games the less lives they have

[ramprule]

Always watching!

Bamboozlers for the soul, I'm missing them dearly.

[klapollys]

now yall know what time it is

[ramprule]

some hermits and life series doodle dump

[ramprule]

Memories of The Desert

[ramprule]

Grian & Marshal!

[tonia-aaaaa]

Old Double Life fanart that still goes hard, bc i put ridiculous amounts of thought into it back when i made it. This one was a hit on the 'gram.

[kakaboomc4]

This needs to be seen

[notgreengardens]

I kinda hate how the main take away in general seems to be "hahaha I love being a hater, kendrick is the king of being a hater hahaha" or "drake has a secret daughter" and not "there are mysogynist sex pests and pedophiles in the hip hop industry and kendrick used his clout to very publically call out one" like can we please not drop the pedophilia out of this conversation YET AGAIN like the jokes are funny and I also make some but I feel like this should be front and center of the conversation and men in positions of power always get away with this shit

[notgreengardens]

important to mention that it was mainly black women who have been saying this for ages and who continously have been ignored by everyone

[divorce-quartet]

hi trafficblr don't worry about me being gone for 2 ish years it never happened. I'm alive again

I'll probably kickstart everything with a guilty redesign a lot of stuff happened and I kind of straight up stole a vtubers username on mc now LOL

[saintdrarry]

reblog if youre the kind of person that checks other ppl’s tags when they reblog ur stuff

[bluberry-spicehead-deactivated2]

[floweroflaurelin]

The baddest of boys!! Wow I sure hope nothing bad happens to them

[4estfires-deactivated20260520]

limited life session 1 spoilers but theres no context

[olwolo]

the cockers entertainment rock!

[sculkshrieking]

watch out !! the bad boys are in town !!

[futuremoji]

Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you

[sixtynineinchnails]

i had a dream last night where i was trying to watch american psycho but instead of the original i ended up watching a 2004 remake of the film where everything was exactly the same except for two things. 1) paul allen was an allegory for donald trump and there was an accidental trump cameo in the middle of the movie because he just walked across set while they were filming and they left it in. and 2) in this version patrick bateman had two children and one was played by a normal child actor and the other was played by miss piggy. she wasn’t aged down or anything, there were no other muppets in the movie, miss piggy was just canonically the daughter of patrick bateman and the whole thing was played completely seriously. i think it might be the best dream i have ever had

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

[crabussy]

PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!!