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caroline ★ she/her ladies and gamers, i'm gonna blow up the city

[spacehunter-m]

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re-creation of one of my favorite audio posts (which is now broken)

[divorcedfiddleford]

my partner and i talk about the elusive next hbomberguy video like it's some divine inevitability that will upend the world. like the rapture or something. we're always like "oh when harris uploads that video it'll be so over for adobe". and yet much like the rapture it never seems to actually come

[divorcedfiddleford]

this is going to sound really stupid but i feel bad for the bits of food that just miss getting eaten. like i think about a grain of wheat which had to grow for so long and managed to get harvested when so many other seeds fell to the wayside. when it was ground up into flour and bagged when so much was left on the factory floor. which then was made into pasta and made it into a box when so many other shapes were discarded for abnormalities. which then was put on a shelf and had to watch as others around it were taken off for being past the sell-by date. and which finally made it to my home when i cooked it in water only for me to miss with the strainer at the last second and have that one noodle fall down the garbage disposal. it makes me really really sad. i feel like i have made a grave mistake. i feel like i have robbed this noodle of its purpose. i am not joking it really bothers me. it had to come so far to do its one job and get eaten by someone and now it won't. i feel like a bad person for giving this noodle false hope only to fuck it up at the last second and i don't have any problems btw.

[pitbolshevik]

not to be a buzzkill but i think a lot of the pregnant man jokes yall make border on being transphobic

[pitbolshevik]

oh you think the idea of a man being pregnant is funny? why is that? explain in detail please.

[grindbeef]

mp100 characters rated on how they’d be in a group project

mob 6/10 he gets his work done but he doesn’t know what the fuck you’re covering in class but it’s okay because at least he does the work. you appreciate his help

ritsu 7/10 he gets it done but tries to take control of the project. please calm down. can we add a theme to the slides instead of making it black and white? no? ok. at least he does most of the work for you. no one claps for you two

teru 2/10 he insists on splitting the work but makes the slides are cyan blue with hot pink text. stop trying to add glittery gifs to the slides. no you can’t have a dedicated credits slide on the presentation. you present and look like a clown

shou 10/10 you think he might be the one who doesn’t do anything but he knows literally everything. he gets it done and also for some reason stylized and added transitions and animations into the presentation. this kid fucking rocks

tome 1/10 “forgets” about the project and shows up in class the day of to half ass it to completion. fuck you. it doesn’t even turn out good and you both get a bad grade. the 1 is because she bought you chips to get you to work with her (they’re your favorite)

reigen 0/10 has you do all the work and then adds his name to all of it. where’s your name? he erased it. what did you expect from him

serizawa 100/10 does the work. finishes on time. he tells you that the project looks great. why is he so nice. what did you do to deserve him as a partner. you believe that he is a he genius. you’d trust him with your life

[jlaudio]

how it feels when the thing i like is something i really like and thats because i really like it and it makes me happy to like it

[closet-keys]

Israel's attacks have been relentless since the eve of Eid al-Adha on Tuesday, May 26. Just yesterday the head of anesthesia at Al-Yafa Medical Hospital was killed in an attack that injured three others. Over 50% of hospitals in Gaza are nonfunctional. Even when Palestinians survive attacks, treatment is limited and medical bills are expensive.

[closet-keys]

This targeting of healthcare workers and infrastructure is the reason my friend Fadel needs to raise funds for medical evacuation to a hospital outside of Gaza to surgically remove shrapnel that embedded in his body during the Israeli airstrike that destroyed his home while he was inside.

[closet-keys]

Fadel (@fadel-dani) is currently struggling to afford his hospital bills. He is being treated for severe anemia and malnutrition as a result of long term food insecurity and being unable to afford his monthly medication to treat his blood disorder. He suffers from frequent fainting and collapses unconscious, leaving his family terrified that he has died from starvation. Please help him.

[fadell-aldany]

You are our last hope. If you leave us now, we will not survive. Please stand by us before it is too late

[eroscestlavie]

tom hiddleston crisp embarssment

[eroscestlavie]

BRUTAL assessment from the press

[tazmiilly]

ALT

ALT

[divorcedfiddleford]

if i were an adult in the 90s i would have gotten a job writing for the tick cartoon and i would have made an episode called "love bites" where the tick falls in love with a supervillain werewolf named alpha gal who is terrorizing the city by biting everybody and the tick would be convinced that he could change her evil ways and arthur would keep pointing out that the whole alpha wolf thing is a pseudoscience and the tick would be like you're just jealous that no one's biting you and the episode would end with the tick biting alpha gal and she lets out a blood curdling howl and turns back into a human who's like thank you for saving me i accidentally ate some mammalian byproducts which triggers a horrible allergic reaction that turns me into a violent evil werewolf! and the tick loses interest in her now that she is no longer a giant wolf lady. and no one would get the joke because alpha gal syndrome was not discovered until like 2007 and i would get fired

[amygdalae]

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

[amygdalae]

imagine having hatred in your heart for this beast

[amygdalae]

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal

[divorcedfiddleford]

tell me your favorite movie kiss...

[postnuclearophelia]

i talk about the 70s like i was there

[divorcedfiddleford]

*zoomer voice* god i miss the 70s

[gin-juice-tonic]

I had a nap dream that I made a PSA style comic of Stan getting onto the screen and sitting down in a chair backwards and saying "Hey. It's me, Stan Pines. Does your stomach ever hurt? Then you might be pregnant!"

And a little spiked comic style speech bubble saying "ya might be pregnant" took up the whole screen and that was the end

Of the PSA

[gin-juice-tonic]

what was he trying to tell me

[tucsonfog]

it's still so awesome that fiddleford was like yup i know exactly what will cure my mental illness: shooting myself in the head every time i think about something bad. True excellence in OCD innovation

[divorcedfiddleford]

i was interested to see what the tags had been up to since i've been gone for like a month but the first post i see is about uberchristian fiddleford so i see nothing has changed