AYOOOOOOO

any/all • cat enthusiast nipple-less behaviour

[dad-pegger]

Just took a gigantic shit and there was no scrubby thing so I had to flush like 5 times before the toilet was clean

we need to adjust your piss settings to pressure washer so you can blast it all off next time

[aevallare]

we have to normalize kegels

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the twin Imps of Sour Stomach and Headache

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[normaloperafan]

[transheadcrab]

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

[transheadcrab]

gays, home of sexuals, lgbtqs, help me redesign my bedroom because i cant live like this anymore. make suggestions & i will move items accordingly (everything in purple is stuff i can move). only requirement is that my bed is in some corner bc if it doesn’t touch two walls ill die

[aaays-and-bees]

Barricade the door

[transheadcrab]

great ! are there other suggestions that arent this !

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[marinolta]

Howard Buehler Collection: Misc Family Photos 50s-80s

[gamer-0-clock]

When the schemes are gay and sinister

[robertmitchum]

what do you do for a living?

I exist against my will. 

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[reticent-vampire]

[claudia-de-lioncourt]

[kinkydorah]

beautiful almond but at what cost? :(

[neueclear-deactivated20260325]

“Out of Body” Artwork by Wani Souma

[kerizaret]

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing

[socialistexan]

Not getting a ton of reporting in US news, but the Trump administration is going after donors to Palestine, including going as far as international extradition under the guide of "counterterrorism"

[selkani]

I need adblock but for men

[cryingjuiceboxx]

Posting more cosplay stuff on here because I miss it :(. A Marcille from Momo con 2024

Photographed by: phantombphoto on instagram

Costume made by me (instagram no.rose.bud)