Faction Before Blood

“Since I was young, I have always known this: Life damages us, every one. We can't escape that damage. But now, I am also learning this: We can be mended. We mend each other.” — Tobias, Allegiant

[dancefloors]

SCREAM

[deerlike-dyke]

for all my uk followers today

[catchymemes]

[brinnanza]

google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

[caprisun-wizard]

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous

boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)

me:

[pussylipgloss]

depression meal: standing in the kitchen for 15 minutes debating if i have the energy to cook then leaving after eating raw bread

[seraphsfire]

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

[seraphsfire]

i have to do all the work around here

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

[maooids]

He had to fight his way to the top

[putas666]

[4biddnknowledge]

Stop to smell the roses. #4biddenknowledge rp @donnyarcade

[grimelords]

me: dream of airplane dog: certain we are being watched

[corporation-cats]

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[stephini]

[ahrned]

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

[digitalasslamb]

ummm excuse me

[piraticoctopus]

Hi this is one of my favorite pictures of Pikachu ever

[chris-evans]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gloomcult-exe-blog]

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

cursed

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Oh fuck yum

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

mint chocolate chip for non-bitches

[chuckynachos]