in which . . . she tweets on him with her secret account while being a famous model.
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↳ @whosme: i said what i said
@user2: ur mom needs to take your phone away sometimes 😭
↳ @whosme: i’m full of love unfortunately
@user4: girl just get a boyfriend
↳ @whosme: working on it yk
@user5: who are you thinking about be honest
@user6: michael olise wake up
↳ @whosme: don’t involve that man in this
↳ @user7: too late he’s already involved in everything you tweet
↳ @whosme: tragic honestly
@user8: this is the loneliest thing i’ve ever read
↳ @whosme: and yet many understand
↳ @whosme: affection aggression is REAL
@user10: i know exactly what you mean actually
↳ @whosme: thank you finally someone with sense
@user11: she wants to be in love so bad
↳ @whosme: can you blame me
@user12: somebody hug her before she loses it completely
↳ @whosme: too late i fear
@user13: imagine being the guy reading this knowing it’s probably about him
↳ @whosme: thankfully no man reads my tweets
@user14: famous last words btw
@user16: sounds like a woman yearning near a window
↳ @whosme: exactly the vibe i’m going for
@user17: do you want love or just attention
↳ @whosme: i want somebody obsessed with me actually
↳ @user18: oh that’s real
@user19: lowkey this is how men start getting paragraphs at 2am
↳ @whosme: luckily i’m self aware
@user20: i just know the “someone” has dreadlocks
↳ @user22: and plays football perhaps
@user23: she never beating the allegations 😭
↳ @whosme: there are no allegations if nobody can prove anything
@user24: imagine if he replied to this tweet