DO-IT-YOURSELF DRARRY

Leia | Gryffindor | Wampus 28, queer as hell, INFP, ye olde drarry mom, dead bug collector.

[camael-fanart]

Bun Harry ♥♥ @goldentruth813

[bixgirl1]

I will never tire of manbun Harry. 😍

[diydrarry]

@bixgirl1 ME TOO HUN. I love lazy af Harry who just cannot be bothered to cut his hair but somehow looks like a literal grossly beautiful hipster model with it brushing his shoulders?? And how the world is a cruel place specifically designed to ruin Draco Malfoy’s life because the first time he sees Harry haphazardly tuck his hair up into a bun during potions he literally nearly lights his robes on fire why are you this way

[whattarush]

[diydrarry]

casual reminder that eyewitness was created specifically for us to have drarry inspo gifs

[newtmqs-deactivated20200629]

what do you mean walking towards someone while seductively biting your lip and sweeping your eyes over their body is not a duel tactic

[diydrarry]

ah yes this is exactly what typical rivalry stand off looks like mmhmm sure y’all

[wlkingcontraindication]

Okay so I don’t know if this is true for most hospitals, but there seems to be a weird rivalry between the EMTs/Paramedics and the ED (Emergency Department) Staff where I work.

Specifically with whenever these two guys work during the same shift.

The EMT will bring a patient into the ED, calm and collected, reassuring the patient that he’s going to be okay while answering all the questions he can…

And the MINUTE the ED Doctor walks in the room to take care and asses the patient, the snark fest is on.

The Doc casually rolls his eyes as the EMT is giving his run through of what injuries the patient has, and the EMT makes pointed comments about how “the Dick— I mean Doctor—“ might find that “his assessment would run smoother if he would show up on time instead of flirting with the student nurses.”

To which our Doctor usually responds with something super snarky about how the EMT wouldn’t know what flirting is if it hit him in the face… and how they probably didn’t cover that in his $4 education program.

Which to me feels like jealous pining… but that’s just my casual opinion…

The whole situation is oddly comical that all this happens while the patient is being taken care of as efficiently as possible….

I think they’re in love.

[27snowflakes]

BUT ITS ACTUALLY HARRY POTTER AND DRACO MALFOY SOMEONE GIVE ME A FIC

[julietsemophase]

Oh the temptation…

[diydrarry]

um this is literally the best thing and I would like it immediately for important heart reasons

[no-point-but-cynicism]

Here’s the Drarry I did while procrastinating studying for my mathematical biology test.

[diydrarry]

UM THIS IS PERFECTION?? CAN I PROCRASTINATE FROM MY LIFE AND BE AS TALENTED AS YOU ARE PLEASE?!

[diydrarry]

DRARRY PORN??

Ok lemme know if this works on mobile, ye drarry porn seekers! I’m putting my tag for all of my drarry porn gifs in the tags of this post! You should be able to tappy tap and see all my gifs. Maybe that will be nice on mobile! Get it together, tumblr!

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. (which is drarry porn in case u didn’t get that from any of my posts in the last 24 hours thank u kindly)

[diydrarry]

I’m trying to look for the diy drarry porn gifs but it’s telling me ‘there’s no posts’ even tho I CLEARLY see the tag in your tags wtf @ tumblr LEMME SEE THE DRARRY PORN

Shhhh never fear, my friend. HERE. You probably just had an extra space in there. I promise, the porn is real! :)

[diydrarry]

so so so I know this link is being very rude and not working on mobile! I’m sorry, loves! Rude! I promise you that I will have a link in my profile description to my “#DIYdrarry porn” in the very near future so none of us ever have to suffer again! Looking for the porn! While on the go! Must have porn on mobile! Pining for the porn! xxxooo

[ourloveislegendrarry]

are you and Leia finally together?

nope!!!! the “finally” is extremely unnecessary let’s talk about a thing!!!

leia ( @diydrarry ) and I’s relationship is not on the cusp of being more. because it cannot be any more than it is - it is everything. is she my romantic partner? no. is she my life partner? abso-fucking-lutely. please do not discount this. I LOVE HER, no less than her fiance does, and she loves me no less than him (maybe a little more no one tell him!!!!). It is so, so important that we acknowledge platonic love as something just as beautiful and something just as wonderful to aspire to. Romantic love is NOT a step up from friendship like we are all taught to believe - friendship is so good and so important and what relationships are based on, anyway. also that thing where it’s you and one single person against the world is FAKE YOU CAN LOVE YOUR FRIENDS AS MUCH AS YOUR PARTNER THE WORLD WILL NOT BREAK IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE GREAT LOVE AT THE SAME TIME

I will know her and love her for the rest of my life and even though we are not together, we are together. u feel me?

[diydrarry]

We will be together shortly when SHE MOVES UP HERE TO MASS THIS FALL WHOOP WHOOP. Y’all, I’m so stoked. I know that’s not what you were asking but likeeee I can’t wait to see her constantly?? I am so excited??!

My favorite thing about love is that it is not finite, you know? Loving Sara so so much does not limit my capacity to love anyone else and vice versa. SO COOL. EMOTIONS ARE SO COOL. I HAVE SO MANY. TO GIVE.

She is my soul sister. The love of my life, the heart of my heart. The other half of the moonrock that got the short end of the stick and had to become two measly fucking human women. Poor moonrock. U tried.

I LOVE HER.

[blankingmyart-deactivated201911]

[rose-grangerweasleyisbae]

Some serious Draco Malfoy drag Queen fibes right there am I right @diydrarry ???

[diydrarry]

OH MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT YOU ARE

[diydrarry]

Hey I don’t have safe mode on and it is saying no posts

Huh weird! My partner in crime @ourloveislegendrarry says that it’s just an issue on mobile for her - I wonder why a link to a tag wouldn’t work on mobile? Maybe it’s a glitch? Regardless, if you look for the tag, it’s “#DIYdrarry porn” (with da space and errythang), I am the only human who uses that tag so you should be able to find it?? I’m sorry this is so much trouble?? It will not be a problem soon! I will have a link to my porn gifs at the top of my blog! I promise, my loves!

[diydrarry]

How do I check for safe mode fomo mobile?

Go into your phone’s settings (at least for iphone for me!), then the tumblr app, then there is a toggle for “Safe Mode” that you can turn off. Apparently, with the latest tumblr update, EVERYONE was moved to “Safe Mode”. I had to turn mine off manually too. DUMB. HOPE THIS WORKS FOR YOU! The porn must be spread! Far and wide!

[diydrarry]

I CLICKED AND I STILLS SAYS NO POSTS I'M CRY

DO U HAVE SAFE MODE ON DO YOU NEED A NEW MOM I CAN BE UR MOM! Try looking at your settings! Godspeed!

[diydrarry]

But, wait... is there actual drarry porn out there????? Also oh Salazar, you probably have lots of porn downloaded to make those. I fear for you, what if someone takes a peek into your documents?????

Oh honey, I’m 28. No one looks at my computer but me (and my NSA agent obv). My fiance occasionally hops on when I’ve fucked up my software badly (bc I am dumb but lovable ok), but I’m 100% open about the trash human I am already, so... xxoo thank u for worrying about me

[diydrarry]

I’m trying to look for the diy drarry porn gifs but it’s telling me ‘there’s no posts’ even tho I CLEARLY see the tag in your tags wtf @ tumblr LEMME SEE THE DRARRY PORN

Shhhh never fear, my friend. HERE. You probably just had an extra space in there. I promise, the porn is real! :)

[diydrarry]

Where is the gif you have as your header from?

I made it! From pornography! Whee! There are many more where that came from, my friend. Check out my “#DIYdrarry porn” tag. :)

[diydrarry]

Happy birthday to @the-cellar-spiral! Here is some distracted!drarry just for you! In which these poor boys come back for 8th year only to find themselves completely thrown out of their studies by other more pressing concerns... Since I distract your from your studies on a regular basis, my dear! :) Have a wonderful birthday! xoxo

[diydrarry]

You got no idea how much I love this blog, but I do cuz it's great and gives me a lot of inspiration to write stuffs

Thank you so much!! That’s the best compliment??! I am so glad that my schmoopfest of a blog inspires you! Our fandom is so endlessly creative and it just consistently bowls me over.