whatever floats your stoat

xe/xem or they/them --Personal/Fandom blog. --A muppet in a human suit. --Unrepentant OC smuggler --Possibly a wolverine with a side of overexcited cockatiel. Which one is it actually? You decide! I strive to be radically angry and radically kind. Ask me about my butch lesbian agenda!

[toastweasel]

Hello and welcome to the sapphic sin bin!

I'm Toasty/Ty (they/xe), occasionally known as Budgie, always known as @tmkutawrites, and generally just your local queer, chronically-ill chaos gremlin.

If you know me, you probably know me from my fanfic, which can be read for free over on ao3. If you somehow found me from my original fiction--hello, hi, welcome, are you lost, can I offer you a beverage????

Otherwise, feel free to kick back and stay awhile--I'm just here being a weird lil lesbian on the internet!

Shameless plug:

I have a fun free little author newsletter I put out once a month in which I talk about my newest writing projects, fandom hyperfixations, and wild adventures working in construction and as anime/comic con public safety on the weekends. Also there's sometimes a fun little advice column from your rich lesbian pirate auntie! And cat photos. Lots of cute cat photos :3

You can subscribe here!

Y'know. If that's your thing.

[sharigax]

My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields

[rukafais]

[pangur-and-grim]

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

[pangur-and-grim]

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

[pangur-and-grim]

[veemochi]

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[ananxiousgenz]

no one worry about him guys, he's fine

[redstonedust]

its a cliche but im a slut for when a character is introduced as super chill and goofy and then you later find out theyre chill and goofy because theyre too powerful to be touched. the level 100 wizard whos already figured out everything and is just vibing now. big fan.

[lemonscribs]

Trans pride blacktip sharks 🏳️‍⚧️🦈

[toastweasel]

i was driving home from the office today (which I'm never at) and saw a car with an cyclops x-men and trans flag stickers on the back bumper, and when I passed them the hand they were gesticulating excitedly with had a rainbow bracelet on

Anyway, i don't know who you are, queer Maryland driving sibling mine, but may the inner loop of 495 always be kind and may you never get a flat tire in that adorable sedan of yours, amen

[toastweasel]

there is no heterosexual explanation for ANY of what i just read in witch hat

[tmkutawrites]

Happy Give Something (Sapphic) Away Day!

That's right folks, it's Give Something Away Day!

What It Is: Give Something Away Day (July 15) is an annual tradition started by Sapphic author powerhouse Jae. Dozens of sapphic fiction authors join forces every year on July 15 to create an event for our readers as a way to say thank you. :)

This includes me! A copy of my butch/femme romance novella, A COMMON BOND, is part of the giveaway!

What's Being Given Away:

25 free ebooks everyone can download

60 book giveaways (including a copy of A COMMON BOND!)

25 book gift cards (including Bold Strokes Books, Bella Books, Various Bezos-based services and memberships, and Libro.FM credits)

A Kindle Colorsoft (Australian only)

You in? Of course you are. 

Check it out here!

[nearlywitxh]

EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE EVERY BOND YOU BREAK EVERY STEP YOU TAKE

[tmkutawrites]

So I miiiiiiiight be giving away a copy of my butch/femme romance novella A Common Bond in my newsletter next week....

and there also miiiiight be a giveaway ARC of my new smutty MILF short story THE DESERT NEEDS RAIN in there as well. 🌶️🌵👀

You can JOIN THE KUTA REPORT for fun fandom shenanigans, cute cats, and free lesbian smut! Lots of lesbian smut. It's kind of what I'm known for....

[mlarayoukai-archive]

"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up

[bedupolker]

Soul Eater fanart to celebrate October

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[swan2swan]

SNIPER HOLY F****!!!!!

[hawkeabelas]

[chlomisms]

DO NOT ❌❌ SEPARATE

[tmkutawrites]

So I miiiiiiiight be giving away a copy of my butch/femme romance novella A Common Bond in my newsletter next week....

and there also miiiiight be a giveaway ARC of my new smutty MILF short story THE DESERT NEEDS RAIN in there as well. 🌶️🌵👀

You can JOIN THE KUTA REPORT for fun fandom shenanigans, cute cats, and free lesbian smut! Lots of lesbian smut. It's kind of what I'm known for....