Fuck the Pain Away

NSFT Self Insert blog, for folks who just wanna fuck me I suppose

[dizzycuminside]

“Oh shit...I forgot I had this thing.”

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nokanislewds​:

“Ok but seriously I feel lightheaded. Someone let me sleep in their chest. Or on their chest.”

“My tits are pretty small but y’know, standing offer if you’re desperate.” 

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I need a dizzy on my lap.. specifically me being balls deep in them while they sit on me.

“Sounds like your needs and my needs sync up pretty well~” 

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Popular Slut Club the Band

“One Two Three--”  

And then we just jump into the crowd and start suckin’ dick

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In not (as) gross work news I made the mistake of telling a coworker I was learning guitar and now he wants to start a band

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“Is there a little spoon in a cuddle pile? Because if so I wanna be it.”

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"Would you like to be fucked in the head by a ghost?"

“I’m already fucked in the head tho.”

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*sends two futa draenei to stretch Dizzy's pussy and throat wide as they thrust into her in a spitroast*

Doesn’t have a puss, sorry to disappoint.

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Dizzy what's your preference, getting creampied or a messy cumshot on a place of your choice?

“Creampie. Getting bred is that good shit.”

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Sorry if that came off as aggressive.  Sentiment is hard to communicate through text, it def sounded bitchier than I meant it to

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@magnificentafterdark Lmao. My bad? I guess.

It’s not your fault?  And it’s not like I’m mad about it. I’m just getting a lot of them and I thought I’d save people time by letting them know that they prolly won’t get answered

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Ok, but what if I wrapped my cock with that hat and then fucked you with it? That way I get to screw both sluts at the same time.

“Mmm nope, that sounds more unsanitary than just cumming on it, and also hella uncomfortable.”

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I pretty much did the ‘fuck the hat’ thing as a one time thing, I’m not all that into it lol.

So y’all can stop sending for it, I’m most likely not gonna respond.

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"Hey. Heard ya got carpal tunnel. I got a solution for that." Roza was pretty sure that pulling Dizzy onto her lap and lining one of her cocks up with her back entrance was assuredly NOT a cure-all for carpal tunnel. But she didn't particularly care. Right now she just wanted to slip inside and stir up some trouble. Literally. With her dick. (firefanged)

@firefanged

“Wait that’s not how you--mmmnnnghh!” Dizzy was too preoccupied with the rigid thick cock currently parting her anal walls to criticize the dragon’s approach to wrist health, opting instead to lean forward, bracing her hands against her knees as Roza slowly bottomed out insider her. 

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Looks like Dizzy doesn't know, if only we have any way to prove that

“I have no words.” 

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But Dizzy, did you know that it's ALIVE?!

“IT’S WHAT--” 

[dizzycuminside]

Dizzy, are you aware that your hat is alive?