If you lie down with dogs, then you'll get fleas

Mia/female/21 I'm a bisexual bipolar woman who enjoys the finer things in life. Simultaneously refined and feral.

[dizzydarling]

You’ve heard of The Great Depression, now, get ready for...The Grand Mania

[dizzydarling]

My fears include someone from online finding my real identity, as well as someone in my life finding me online. The shame. The pain.

[dizzydarling]

“Fake it until you make it” REALLY works. I grew up with the most cripplingly low-self esteem and major inferiority issues. Now I am a genuine megalomaniac, it is ingrained into my psyche as a part of my true personality and nature.

[dizzydarling]

Reject crusty, embrace smooth

[dizzydarling]

I’m not “hysterical”, I’m just passionate, thank you very much.

[dizzydarling]

To bounce off the wall or to stare at it?

[sirbogarde]

tag yourself Very Secret Service//Au Service de la France Edition 

thanks to @septembermembers for the help!

 @au-service-de-la-france @auservicedelafrance @andremerlaux @vg42 @thealogie @larosezen @thecoppercow @zhenyamedvedevva @laifelow @fucko420 @sseuregis 

[dizzydarling]

I’m “Jackhard” lmao

[powerburial]

"guys" is beyond gender. beyond humanity. if i see three birds together, im like "what are those guys up to". a group of 3-4 objects is guys. 2 apples and a banana in a fruit basket. thats guys.

[dizzydarling]

Imagine being offended by “hey guys” LMAO

[dizzydarling]

How to make the one you adore CHASE you:

Step one: get some string

Step two: dangle it towards the ground (ALTERNATIVE: drag it on the ground)

Step three: move quickly away from your mark 

Step four: watch them run DESPERATELY toward you, begging for more

[dizzydarling]

“Say something deeply personal, or say some absolute malarkey?” - Yours truly, every time I get drunk around people.

[dizzydarling]

Mix by Jordan Keuring

[dizzydarling]

I hope to one day achieve my near lifelong dream of jumping into the depths of an active volcano. 

[something-in-the-seas-deactivat]

I’m telling y’all: this is gonna be the year. This is gonna be the year that Bioshock 4 is announced. I feel it in my bones.

[deco-devolution]

[dizzydarling]

One of my cats died last week, at only five years old. Cruel world. 

[dizzydarling]

Over half of the men I’ve dated or have had a fling with really want to commit genocide.

[dizzydarling]

Coming out of the closet as a k-pop enjoyer. 

[dizzydarling]

Why did tumblr put a naked man right at the top of my feed? I have family around right now...