I hate nor dislike any of them. Quagsire isn't that bad actually, the mouth opening so wide makes it the least favorite, which isn't that much below a neutral feeling.
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Michael Kaiser Profile from Egoist Bible Vol.2 (2024)
Nationality: German.
Weapon: “Kaiser Impact”
Birthdate: December 25th.
Age: 19 years old (At the start of the Neo Egoist League)
Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Birthplace: Berlin, Germany.
Family structure: Father, himself.
Height: 186 cm.
Foot size: 28 cm.
Eyesight: 0.9 in both eyes
Blood type: A.
Team: Bastard Munchen.
Dominant foot: Right.
Grip Strength: 80 kg.
Favorite soccer player: None.
Age started playing soccer: 15 years old.
Motto: "Become the symbol of the impossible"
Nickname: Blue Rose Emperor.
Strengths: Looking down on all other “humans”.
Weaknesses: I have a crazy bedhead. I wake up grumpy.
Favorite food: Bread crust rusks. When I was a kid, I used to make them with discarded bread from the sandwich shop in my neighborhood. The sugar and garlic flavor are so damn good.*
Disliked food: Milk. It brings back bad memories. And I simply hate the smell. Disgusting. Fucking nasty.
Best rice accompaniment: I don’t eat rice that often. Do tell me what’s good.
Hobbies: Reading. Psychology and Philosophy. I’m interested in the principles of human behavior.
Favorite season: Winter. Because loneliness suits me.
Favorite music: "Desperado" by Eagles.
Favorite movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Character color: Metallic Blue.
Favorite animal: Stray dogs.
Best subjects: I didn’t take classes seriously.
Weak subjects: I didn’t go to school so I don’t know.
Fetish: Face of Despair fetish. I want to taste the depth of that person.
What makes you happy: Being regarded as an enemy. Just thinking about destroying them gives me thrills.
What makes you sad: Presents. I don’t know how to react to them. Don’t fucking need them. Just get the fuck out.
Ideal type: Someone beautiful, intelligent, and affectionate.
Last year’s valentine day chocolates: 800. I heard they were delivered to the team's clubhouse.
Sleep time: 8 hours (7 hours+1 hour nap)
Where do you wash first in the bath?: Left chest.
Favorite smartphone app: Health app. Every morning I check my pulse, and I feel alive looking at the numbers.
Mushroom or Bamboo Shoots?: What are you talking about? Chocolate? Mushroom is fine then.**
What made you cry recently: When I squeezed my neck, tears came out. I looked at my face in the mirror and laughed.***
At what age did you stop receiving presents from Santa?: Never received any. Santa doesn’t exist.
What did you ask for a Christmas present from Santa?: Freedom.
What would you do on your last day on earth?: Regret. Thinking of how I could’ve lived my life differently. If tomorrow were my last day, I think I'd regret it.
What would you do if you received 100 million yen?: Whatever. Maybe I’d buy a rose garden.
What do you do on your days off?: Take a long shower, read, think about people I want to kill and about myself, take a shit then go to sleep.
What would you be doing if you hadn’t discovered soccer?: Committing crime. Starving to death
Who is your favorite historical figure?: Nietzsche. Freud. Napoleon. I’d like to talk to these three.
If you could only bring one thing to a deserted island, what would it be?: My soccer ball.
Where would you go if you had a time machine, to the past or the future?: The future. There’s no salvation in the past, so the future is better. I want to see if there is salvation in the future.
Notes:*…サンドイッチ屋で捨てるアレをもらって作ってた。 (...sandoitchi-ya de suteru Are o moratte tsukutteta) -> ”...made them using the stuff (bread) that was thrown away from the sandwich shop…”
**Kaiser is German so he wouldn’t know the legendary beef between Team Mushroom or Team Bamboo.
***Kaiser said 自分の首を絞めた時 (Jibun no kubi o shimeta toki) or “When I strangled my own neck”. The verb 首を絞める (kubi o shimeru) is “to wring the neck”, “to strangle.”
Ness basically said the same thing in chapter.243 -> 自分で自分の首を絞めて・・・!?!?! (Jibun de jibun no kubi o shimete..!?) – and the official translated it as “He’s squeezing his own neck!?”, so we also went with ‘Squeeze’!
Because BNHA's ending, I colored this. Before discovering Blue Lock, BNHA had me in a chokehold and it ending...well it makes me emotional. I originally planned to do a panel or page with almost everyone, but my wrist would have cried.