i'm actually a really good dancer

she/her coys&pens #BRENICKY

[paxdemon]

Jordan Pickford saying no problem to himself before saving Jorginho’s penalty.

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[djedsspence]

have to go back to work tomorrow. fuck fuck fuck FUCK fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[djedsspence]

that film took longer than my train from newcastle to london

[djedsspence]

I thought the odyssey was fine I just sort of didn’t gaf

[djedsspence]

WHO WOULD WIN: one large blue raspberry tango ice blast OR three hour christopher nolan film

[sapphling]

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

[marsdemo]

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

[fairycosmos]

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

[djedsspence]

need a tv show to be insane about and fast

[djedsspence]

truth of the matter is my jordan pickford #myjordan has been one of my most beloved since before i was posting here. predates me actively following tottenham

[djedsspence]

john stones I beg of you please don’t go where I can’t follow

[mgs5]

[djedsspence]

Fuck it we’re pinning Jordan Pickford no problem again

[rweditz-deactivated20220913]

John Stones & Jordan Pickford

[djedsspence]

like obviously john is evil and literally a serial killer but howwwwwww is the way he’s going on not raising any flags come on

[28dayslater]

Pickford when Stones fucks up in front of goal

[djedsspence]

to be honest I’ve always preferred the iliad to the odyssey