What I lack in height I got in spite

the trash dump blog  - asks are open for any and all bs, you could literally tell me about your day and i would eat it up - I have a tumblr wife named Natu and she's very cute - ²² - they/he

[djfibi]

hi. we were friends a few years ago and kind of just grew apart. i was thinking about you yesterday and was hoping you were doing okay since its been awhile. i really hope youre doing good

however in a weird chaotic way, my brain last night gave me a dream where you were in my town and you sent me a video of main street being on fire and you blamed me for it. so you tried to hit me with a truck. i dont get why, but i woke up and thought you would love to hear about it

anyway, i hope life is nice to you. i hope that youve got through the worst of it already. you were an amazing friend to me back then and i hope you have the best, most awesome friends now. you deserve the good stuff c:

i understand gfdhsjk i know i drifted away from the internet a while ago and i'm sincerely sorry to anyone i might have ever hurt in my complete retreat from everything. your mind does weird things when you're finally free from abuse and i handled that how i could. it's a shame you're anonymous but i really hope you've been doing well! for the record i would never hit you with a truck... because i never learnt how to drive -

[microposting]

people went to war over this show

[sanrio-stud]

who suffered more?

Pearl

jesus christ

Voting ended onApr 10

[dogpuppy]

[catgirl-kaiju]

so what if we took this simple appealing logo that not only uses our iconic map pin icon, but utilizes our brand colors in a pattern evocative of roads on a map and replaced it with the late 2000s mac rainbow pinwheel after an incident involving a hole punch

[transarsonist]

they straight up fucked her till she gaped and her makup was smeared,

[littledisasters]

Another drawing I've done. Mr.&Mrs. Kennedy

[amazoogle]

i know every phone number

[sidequestsofacomposer]

do you know who they all belong to?

[amazoogle]

everyone that has phones

[woodrider]

what's mine

[amazoogle]

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

[serious-tabaxi]

can you tell me what my phone number is?

[amazoogle]

i can basically do whatever i want

[weenwem]

Posture check!

[weaver-z]

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

[breadcunt]

Why would they speak spanish in europe

[weaver-z]

Spain.......

[princeofnerds]

[queer-cosette]

I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.

[bloodstained-butterfly]

are we gonna skip past port o' rico

[ciricearts]

pretty boy

[ap3orus]

Do I wanna know

[ciricearts]

keep doing that, old man

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[djfibi]

hi, i dont know if you use tumblr anymore considering the last post has been a while but i just wanted to say i really love your art style.

i emember following you on instagram when i was in the sanders sides fandom. especially the mer-virgil comics <3

i'm in a limbo of "i'll draw something soon" that has lasted [checks hand] uh about 4 years gfhdjksl i love and miss posting here and on instagram a lot, but i was kinda hit by the artblock nuke followed by ai generated art apathy o(-( i still appreciate people that bother to check on me a lot!! i wish i could pick up that damn pen ughghhghhhh

[girlnumbers]

don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

[mammalidentifier]

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

[lilu-the-almighty]

now you know who you are messing with

[dailyquests]

Assassinate Him.

[dailyquests]

Developer Comment: We aren't joking!

[dailyquests]

Developer Comment: Our legal team has advised us to clarify that this is still not a joke!

[djfibi]

in light of recent events im an active tumblr user again lets ignore that year where i tried twitter

[coelii]

[lotussart]

happy migraine thursday