A pile of moss in a trenchcoat

doot doot

[diamondguls]

Mixing crab dna with horses to make horses that go sideways

[marrinara-sauce]

George Washington: Oh boy I hope I don't get sliced and reshaped into a brutal new form today.

George Washington Carver: 👀

[pmamtraveller]

By Daniel Arthur

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[sidequestsofacomposer]

not now kiddo, your mother and I are “pregaming”

[sidequestsofacomposer]

[person who has been taking menstrual cessation medication for ten months straight voice] aw fuck my cessation meds just failed, wish there was some way to predict or prevent this

[amazoogle]

may i make a post on here please

[sidequestsofacomposer]

no

[charl0ttan]

girls who are scared of music>>>>

[sidequestsofacomposer]

The Red Cross is still emailing me after they turned me away bc of my heart condition and I unsubbed from their mailing list. Bro you already said you didn’t want me, make up your mind. You can have my blood but don’t make me drive up there and then go “nah, you look to faintable.”

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[macaronniart]

pride month sapphic blast day 13 - ruby & sapphire (steven universe)

ill never get over garnet as a character she's literally MADE of LOVE ‼️

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[knightclubbing]

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life

[threedollarsdotcom]

is THIS your card (holds up one million of clubs)

[waningcrescendo]

[parakeet]

His painty foot prints 😭 his hands covered in paint 😭 little man this cannot be good for you need to change your life style or you might pass away

[visibun]

my very first thought here:

[hyperhypnotichyena]

My immediate thought

[sidequestsofacomposer]

Mr sandwich

grill me a cheese

give it an awful

genetic disease

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me