[cricketandmouse]

They’re passive aggressively cleaning each others faces in the banana bed rn

[cricketandmouse]

peace and love on planet earth….

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[titsay]

guardian of the forest

[asterwild]

if i can be a little self-indulgent for a sec i think this muskrat is the most delightful rodent i've ever drawn and i do want you to all look at them again

[catasters]

[songesdebeaute]

Jeff Bourgeau - On the Hunt

[everyday-cutephoto]

[importantcatpics]

[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[emwheezie]

It's an important day... Neil has been banging out those tunes for 19 years now! Updated version of this as prints available here under Home Goods > Wall Art!

[emwheezie]

18 years ago he played us his song... happy Neil banging out the tunes day

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[willgrahamscock]

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

[valtsv]

i see your death of the author and raise you: death of the fandom, for when other fans and the content they produce are so unbearably bad that you divorce yourself entirely from the fanbase except for one or two Trusted Mutuals™️

[djknifeyknife]

This is the best picture I've ever gotten of my roommates cat

[ballroomnotoriety]

im sobbing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.