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Hi i'm jay. I take up residence in LA I'm a 20 something now.

[quelana]

Bunny suits >

[quelana]

Cow girl himeno hehe

Inspired by art from artist @Leowig

[quelana]

Yuzuriha 🌸🌺

[ruinedchildhood]

[walterwhite58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[johngreen58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[peggyhill58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[etherdreamsmag]

Art of “ Chiara Bolognesi “

[web-princess]

U got mail ! 💌

[thatbatman-blog]

[luckyspike]

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

[notadangirl-blog]

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

[darrenofskies]

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

[scottsumrners]

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

[platinumcracker-blog]

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

[bleauberry]

Her mother used her Ph.D in Exolinguistics to forge a note in an incomprehensible alien language to make the deception seem legit, so nobody would ever question why she was the only cyclops, or suspect her of being a mutant on the surface, which was illegal.

[wegmans]

[equatorjournal]

[ohlivee]

[esterexpositio]

SHREK 2 (2004)

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

[steampunk-llama]

In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

[demenshah]

[betterthankanyebitch]

This show was super important. 

[thebootydiaries]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ki-adi-money]

[robloxmilf]

[chewedcorn]

Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…

[lookninjas]

He’s right about the roads in Michigan.  I’m not gonna argue with him on that.

[majorgenerally]

They’re just not driving in New Jersey enough to be able to handle it

[kawuli]

so, funny story, before I was born my parents moved from Kansas to New Jersey. In rural Kansas, the roads are a perfect grid. if you miss your turn, you just take the next one. worst case scenario, the next one’s not paved and you drive on a shitty corduroy dirt road for a mile or two.

this strategy emphatically does NOT work in New Jersey

[jkthinkythoughts]

Back in the before times before GPS, you handled getting lost in NJ by *staying on the road you are on* You will either hit an interstate that you can use to go home, the ocean, NY, NYC, PA, or the Delaware River.

And yes, I have pulled an emergency u turn in Fort Lee with the Holland Tunnel coming up unexpectedly because Fort Lee is next level hell!roads.

NOTE: yes, this meant that sometimes you had to drive for an extra hour but the alternative was driving in circles for twice as long before winding up in the ass end of Patterson. Which I have also done.