todd howard your days are numbered

Its ya boi Gabe. 25, Ace aro, they/them, Australian. My art tag is #llama does the art thing; Exclusionists, transphobes and the like do not interact, yes that includes gender critical shit

[steampunk-llama]

Stimming

[foxydunsparce]

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[teaboot]

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

[desk-drawerr]

It's Tyro!

[cheddar-baby]

Got that friday feeling again

[teachiisan]

Mystique

[fish-arent-real]

Gotta say, I am getting increasingly frustrated at the lack space for trans folks who do not fit into the transmasuline v transfeminine dictotomy that's been created. Not every trans person is transfeminine or transmasculine and forcing all trans people to align their experiences with one or the other (to the point of forcibly assigning trans strangers to these categories) is extremely regressive!

[fish-arent-real]

"Oh hi fellow stranger... I see your identity is listed vaguely and that makes me uncomfortable as I can't forcibly assign you into a box! Are you transfem or transmasc? Sorry wait what I meant to ask was are you boy nonbinary or girl nonbinary? Sorry wait what I meant to ask was are you AFAB or AMAB? Sorry wait what I meant to ask was do you have a dick or a vagina? I am trans also so this is progressive to ask!"

[worldssmallestlizard]

[glassshine]

[redstonedust]

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[dragoncommunion]

(letterboxd user reviewing Portal) it's "god forbid women do anything" vibes

(steam user reviewing Kill Bill) Let me make you an analogy. Kill Bill is kind of like cheese. Why? Becausue its good. You like cheese right? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese. Watch this movie. 👍

[dragoncommunion]

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

[persicapink]

hate opening some social medias that have algos and getting rec'd art tutorials that fucking look like this on my "for you"

[javascript-official]

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

[the-bi-bilingual]

@derinthescarletpescatarian