can you share some psychonauts headcanons you have? :')
SHIT BOI DO I HAVE HEADCANONS i think theres some in my psychonauts tag if i remembered to tag discussion asks
anywAY WHERE TO BEGIN UHHHH
sasha is perpetually awkward in casual social settings, hes the fucking worst at small talk and hates parties because he cant drink or hell be off his ass at a beer and a half despite being german
milla is the exact opposite, naturally, and thankfully saves sasha from all his social faux pas and makes sure he isnt a complete wall flower
oleander listens to classic rock but his secret guilty pleasure is Freddy Mercury, he has several Queen albums literally in a lock box
ford cruller is fluent in every language (and i think this is actually canon, he is literally a hyper-genius when his mind is together) also he’s one of the camp counselors that swears around kids
linda the lungfish post-game resides as vigilant and gentle guardian of lake oblongata, keeping a safe unseen watch over boaters and swimmers and fishermen in case of help or danger
boyd smokes Camels and owns a cat again and takes up the room in glorias small estate she managed to get back with the window that doesnt have any view with a tree in the way
gloria had some money left over from her glory days that had managed to survive in the bank collecting interest, and she managed to get her old home back and the four of them live together; also she sings in the shower and when she thinks no one can hear her
freds mental case is a bit of a special one, as it was literally the actual spirit of his ancestor that half-possessed him and post-game still kinda hangs around because theres nothing better to do. because of this, fred is reluctantly fluent in french and he fucking hates it
crispin is a Professional Ass Kisser when it benefits him and wears ironic and rude sweatshirts under the false pretense that he wasnt aware of it. hes also the weird kid who likes lizards
sheegor likes rats and quite literally wouldnt hurt a fly (shes scared of them) and has slight stockholm syndrome regarding dr loboto (only enough to put his brain back in his head when he sneezes it out on accident instead of leaving him to rot)
loboto has sneezed his own brain out by accident when refining the super sneezing powder on 22 different times. he also samples nitrous oxide and confusion rat bombs and anything else he can get his hands on, but this is unrelated to the sneezing (probably)