can i get a kiss?

☽ DAVE ☆ 8TEEN ☾ wonder if u look both ways when u cross my mind

[dlonde-blog]

vwig:

yeah, names cronus, can i get my humps by black eyed peas and smack that by eminem? thatd be great.

i can make my humps happen but the e-word is banned in my house of god sry not sry

[dlonde-blog]

fevermancer:

Oh oh! Hello! My name is Aurelio! What are you talking about?!

its nice to meet u aurelio! yr name is asbolutely beautiful but i have drunk bitch bendy straw fingers so pls dont take offense when i fuck up typin it a gazillion times ok?? ok

im talkin about homegorwn gluten free non gmo BANGERZ!! the kinds of songs u blow out 1 of th bass speakers w/ in yr best friends car on th way to tear the san antonio party gay scene in half && have to pay for when u get back to austin. the song in qustion bein pose by rihanna && the story in question bein 100% real NOT clickbait i have recepits. like literal ones frm auto zone

[dlonde-blog]

@8its:

You still listen to cd players in this year of 2018? Nice. I should pro8a8ly see if I still have one. Hello, I’m 8its, and I can’t offer any contributions right now 8ecause I’m on a k-pop 8inge. I’M VRISKA 8UT I GO 8Y 8ITS*. WOW.

its called high culture look it up

dont... fckin remind me that the earth kept turnin anywhere after the point where it was RUN by early 2000s icon britney spears bc 1. i wont hear it 2. time is a human construct a wisp of smoke a puff of cluod blah blah

no ur full name is 8its “eightits” ol’ 8 tits 8its viii now sorry i dont make the naming certificactes i just read them off from my polished cherry podium

[dlonde-blog]

@cowboyfr1end @honkeros @vwig @purreau @chronomania @kindredconfectionery @8its @fevermancer

helloooo new york!! if ypu didnt catch it im dave but u can call me dlonde && it looks like u slid in just in time to catch me at my PEAK! && by at my peak i obviously mean w my legs stickin to a pink pool chair blarin bops 13, th lalonde made lalonde apprvoved cdrw version of now thats what i call music if they had some what i call taste on a hello kitty boombox

u should give me yr name and if yr feelin up to it yr free to suggest a contribution to bops 14, comin this fall 2 a cartoon character thrmed cd player near u

[hellbenderz]

being a complete fucking idiot is bi culture

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Bi actually stands for Being an Idiot

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