Common Misconceptions about Dean and Phillip

It's time for the lies to end. shitposts provided by yours truly (@deadandphilgames)

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Common Myth: phil will be answering questions he’s never answered before

Phil didn’t say anything about answering them. he is simply collecting data about what people want to know and then he will avoid those topics indefinitely

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this was meant to be a joke im so sorry

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Common Myth: The final cover for ywgttn has been revealed and features dans twitter icon on the US/Canadian cover

due to a printing error, the offical cover has been changed

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common myth: Dan and Phil are going to begin moving into their new house next week

unfortunately due to construction oversight, they will need to wait for a few more months until they successfully install the trampoline room

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Common Myth: dan and phil are married

they have announced their divorce. our sources say that phil has been spotted surfing with a blonde man

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Common Myth: dans secret projects involve youtube and writing a book

Dan is becoming an art teacher, his main lesson will focus on the naked human form

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Common Myth: Dan howell enjoys drawing wholesome smiles in the snow :-)

i cant believe i have to explain this but that was a penis. he drew a cock. that was the joke

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Common Myth: phil will be answering questions he’s never answered before

Phil didn’t say anything about answering them. he is simply collecting data about what people want to know and then he will avoid those topics indefinitely

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Common Myth: all the guests on stereo think Phil suited a beard

The guests didn’t share their true opinions, as phil threatened violence if they said anything less than overwhelming positive about the beard

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Common Myth: the final guest is dan

it’s dans alter ego, dab

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Common Myth: Phil wanted to name Martyn’s baby “philipa”

Phil intended on naming the baby Human Child #1, this was to ensure no one suspected the lesters are aliens

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Common Myth: dan was given a metal bird feeder for Christmas

This gift was meant for Steve but phil messed up the labels. this mixup was discovered when steve was spotted with an iPhone 12 pro

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Common Myth: the final guest of Phil and Phriends is still unknown

i think we all know phil will spend an hour talking to his reflection in the mirror

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Common Myth: phil has a tiny Christmas tree this year

The tree is average size, phil is just very tall

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Common Myth: Phil lester grew a beard

the beards he was seen with in the latest video were actually fake! i know they looked very convincing but they werent real

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Common Myth: The skill from the sims is building a house 

Dan is pregnant with an alien baby

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Common Myth: Dan has been busy completing personal adventures focused around moving to his new house

Dans personal adventures consist mainly of seeing how many tennis balls he can fit in his mouth, the current record being 4

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Common Myth: dans “sims skills” include home renovation 

He is going to follow in the steps of dalien and attempt to join a PartyHaus club