[femmeandphil]

making a comeback just to say i’m currently visiting @dnps-trashcan so our marriage has survived all these years

love u julia thanks for comforting me when i was crying on the tube at 1am

[dnps-trashcan]

you can’t just talk about it without attaching a photo, I hope everyone enjoys this because it’s one of my favourite pictures ever

yes that’s me on the floor of the tube and yes we made great friends with the man next to us who helped me comfort her

[dnps-trashcan]

hi guys in case anyone still remembers us I’m just popping on here to tell you me and weronika (@cosmicphillie) finally met up again after 3 years (and it also happened to be right after the queen died lmao)

[shippsblog]

How non-fans think the destiel confession scene went:

Cas: dean I'm going to say something gay

Dean: ew I'm literally holding back a slur right now

Cas: Im in love with you

Dean: and I'm homophobic

Satan: I'm here to take you to hell now, cas. You were too gay and now you must come with me to ultra mega super hell for being gay.

Cas: it's okay, I deserve it because I'm gay

Dean: that's right you stupid gay

What actually happened:

Dean: oh God cas we're going to die!

Cas: I made a deal with the empty, and because of it I'm going to die when I let myself be happy.

Dean: wh-wh- what the hell are you saying what's going on we're about to die what is happenin-

Cas: you're amazing.

Dean: what the actual fuck is HAPPENING-

Cas: you are perfect. You're selfless and you're kind. I cared about the whole world because I cared about you. I thought I would never be happy because what I wanted, I couldn't have. I wanted you, dean. Now I release I can be happy in just accepting my love. I love you.

Dean: error-error-he loves me back-error-does not compute

Cas: goodbye dean

The empty: time to die now

Dean: CAN I HAVE ONE SECOND TO PROCESS THIS-

cas: no.

Cas: throws dean across the room, smiles, and gets swallowed up by the empty.

dean: error message

Error message

Error message

Error message

Error message

....cries

[miggylol]

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

it gets funnier when you think that it was supposed to happen in may but the pandemic moved it at the same time as the election. the entire universe decided it would be funny like that

[nealcassatiel]

canon destiel was delayed until the time we needed it most, because

[senritsu]

if anyone cares, Putin is not officially stepping down. Only news source as far as I can tell that’s reporting that is the NY Post, which is basically a tabloid, and that report is based on a second hand source. Putin had said nothing, and no reputable news orgs have weighed in as of yet

[acaetic]

@tragedycamp

[ID: hashtag that reads “he’s waiting for johnlock to become canon first”]

[harlivy]

[carnationcomplex]

[shrimpathyforthedevil]

maybe if they make stucky canon kim jong un will be next

[headspace-hotel]

Imagine showing this post to someone yesterday

[lyricallyharley]

destiel was canon before danandphilgames came back

[dnps-trashcan]

i’ve never been more humbled than i was in the moment when i realised in two years i will be the same age as jared, 19

[dnps-trashcan]

only one more year

[torracat]

i wish frogs were real

[fartiest-deactivated20180627]

sorry

[torracat]

it’s ok

[dnps-trashcan]

meeting my wife, @cosmicphillie

[dnps-trashcan]

reblogging this because I love my wife and it’s her birthday

[dnps-trashcan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS SEXY ASS BITCH ( @cosmicphillie )

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IM SO GLAD WE MET ON THIS WEBSITE AND THEN GOT MARRIED AND THEN ACTUALLY MET IN REAL LIFE (lol thank you for not being an 80 year old man) I CANT WAIT TO MEET YOU AGAIN (twice this year :)))))))))) )

Congrats on being a whole ass adult and surviving 18 big years on this burning planet I love you so much!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[dnps-trashcan]

now for some cute photos of us :))

starting with the first selfie we ever took together :’) with a tol building

daniel howell appeared in warsaw just for this occasion

of course the iconic photoshoot by the river... :))

after our delicious food .......

and our last selfie to date (or as it should be known, the most recent selfie before we see each other again in a few months)

I love you bro thank you for being in my life (and my wife)

[dnps-trashcan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS SEXY ASS BITCH ( @cosmicphillie )

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IM SO GLAD WE MET ON THIS WEBSITE AND THEN GOT MARRIED AND THEN ACTUALLY MET IN REAL LIFE (lol thank you for not being an 80 year old man) I CANT WAIT TO MEET YOU AGAIN (twice this year :)))))))))) )

Congrats on being a whole ass adult and surviving 18 big years on this burning planet I love you so much!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[dnps-trashcan]

IF YOURE NOT WISHING USER @cosmicphillie A HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEN WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING ON TUMBLR

[urbran-deactivated20151012]

last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people

[jackie-k-s-deactivated20200616]

Inktober day 14

Overgrown

Featuring @amazingphil

(I'm actually super proud of this ngl)