I Really Like The Stars

You hope, and you dream. But you never believe that something's gonna happen for you. Not like it does in the movies. And when it actually does, you want it to feel different, more visceral, more real.

[picdescbot]

hey quick question why does the bot tag pictures with people in it as ‘food’

don’t worry about it.

[les-b-ian]

i praise the lord that mike myers’ cat in the hat came before tumblr. imagine the

[stability]

[helloitsbees]

rest in fucking pieces siobhan

[sashayed]

self-care is reaching under your shirt and firmly gripping your own boob

[haiku-robot]

self-care is reaching under your shirt and firmly gripping your own boob

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[onlytwitterpics]

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

Uhhhh… Not sure if the original poster knows how small a violin is- let me break it down for you. It’s too small to live in. Violins are musical instruments that are to be played by people and they are small enough to carry on your shoulder, so no, you can’t live inside of one. It’s a shame I even have to explain this, people these days aren’t involved with the arts and rather listen to rap music.

[philtardis]

^ TRUE….

[toast-potent]

FINALLY👏SOMEONE👏SAID👏THIS👏

[traceexcalibur]

apparently, evangelical cartoonist Jack Chick passed away last night

let us remember him by taking a moment to laugh once again at this classic

[grawly]

can someone reblog this with that screencap of the youtube comment thats like “he is bodybuilder. STRONG motherfucker”

[bloodstalk]

[grawly]

thank you so Fucking much

[kendinefilozof]

[despicablewench]

it’s still so wild to me that john mulaney is only 35 years old because whenever he tells stories about his childhood i can’t help but picture him in like the 1960s playing baseball and going to the malt shop and saying things like “why i oughta”

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[soft-communism]

❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

[just-communist-things]

[soft-communism]

❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

[motionwaltz]

yknow what?

[guardlyguard]

[holtarna]

[official-contrabassoon]

Reblog if you don't have a tumblr account

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

“samsung v apple”

why would they fight they both love exploiting their laborers

[haiku-robot]

why would they fight they both love exploiting their laborers

^Haiku^bot^0.3. Sometimes I do stupid things. Beep-boop!

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

neat!

[toast-potent]

haikubot sweetie you’re doing amazing

[neilcicierega]

Visit Original Link

It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder

You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better

[bompo-dompo]

this is the best smash up yet

[neilcicierega]

Great news, Smash Mouth posted a link to this on their facebook and twitter.

this is now eggfficially a Smash Mouth sanctioned remix

[argumate]

mentally can’t distinguish it from the original

[do-re-mituna]

me: oh my god dude can i please just focus

my fucking brain: yar har fiddledidee

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someone 

[chillyvapor-deactivated20181226]

I’M JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO HELP EASE YOUR PAIN: a novel