do-the-reindeer-blitz

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

bro i just realized that cupid shuffle/reindeer blitz could both be named after santa's reindeer. thats crazy. you'd think i did that on purpose lmfao

anyway i dont think thats lame. i'll probably have the place to myself which doesn't happen that much so maybe i'll just stay in. tbh i'll probably also get high lmfao and maybe cook somethinig, watch something, work on some stuff.

big romantic plans: me, a bong, and some banging curry. and maybe megamind. the movie, not you obviously, though i'll pour one out for you

[subtlemegaminded]

omg youre right. totally forget there was one named cupid.

thank you for validating me! and i fully support your night in. sometimes those are just as needed as the ones where you get out and about. love a curry. on my menu is fat bowl of pasta.

if there is one thing i got out of this whole thing, it has been spreading the good word of megamind. please enjoy your viewing. it's got romance in it, so it's a perfectly valid valentine's watch.

@do-the-reindeer-blitz

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

oh hell yeah. what kind of pasta? you know ive always liked the shells. you can put so much sauce in those things. and they're cute.

and thank you i hope you got more outta this besides spreading the good word lmao. but hey not a bad agenda to have

[subtlemegaminded]

oop. sorry! alas, the reindeer blitz debut will have to wait. we'll let the cupid shuffle keep its status for one more year.

and honestly? idk if you've been around swynlake long BUT when one of these events happen and it sucks in a lot of the town's population, other stuff frees up and it's nice. not that anywhere is ever crowded, crowded but it's less busy which is nice! kinda lame, but im thinking of picking up a pint from the ice cream shoppe, gathering groceries, and then going home to cook a meal and watch my namesake.

what about you?

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

bro i just realized that cupid shuffle/reindeer blitz could both be named after santa's reindeer. thats crazy. you'd think i did that on purpose lmfao

anyway i dont think thats lame. i'll probably have the place to myself which doesn't happen that much so maybe i'll just stay in. tbh i'll probably also get high lmfao and maybe cook somethinig, watch something, work on some stuff.

big romantic plans: me, a bong, and some banging curry. and maybe megamind. the movie, not you obviously, though i'll pour one out for you

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

okay cool cool. though if you do end up ghosting me no hard feelings like only if you want to

but hey maybe if you go the ball and meet up they'll ask you in person like properly? if you're feeling it that is. you can tell me how it goes or... you don't have to either lol. hopefully it goes good for everyone though. lots of love in the air

[subtlemegaminded]

same to you. you can dip at any time, i wont hold you.

baaah, i dont think i'll be going. i honestly dont think any of my matches would be remiss if they didn't get to meet me. but yeah, hopefully the people that go are having a good time. it should be hoot. i look forward to hearing about the ups and downs through my curated timeline. (aka, my friends telling me what goes down lmfao)

@do-the-reindeer-blitz

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

damn really? here i was hoping you'd give me the 411, let me know what i missed

nah i'll probably hear about it from some other people too.

how are you gonna spend that time instead?

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

well yeah but will other people reply to me or will i just be sending emails into the void lol

or i guess im asking like...would you respond to me

you dont have to i mean especially if you did make a match and everything. that might not be cool then

[subtlemegaminded]

rightright. well i guess you'd have to ask your matches what they wanna do!

...which you're asking me, doi.

nah, not like a committed proper one with anyone. at least i dont think i did....i mean someone did say they would want to go on a 'date' but i dont think they actually asked? so not really sure what's going on there lmfao. ANYWAY, all that to say, yes, i will respond if you send me emails even after the party.

@do-the-reindeer-blitz

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

okay cool cool. though if you do end up ghosting me no hard feelings like only if you want to

but hey maybe if you go the ball and meet up they'll ask you in person like properly? if you're feeling it that is. you can tell me how it goes or... you don't have to either lol. hopefully it goes good for everyone though. lots of love in the air

[subtlemegaminded]

a good question! i think it depends on you. if you wanna keep it and keep talking to people this way, im sure you can. keep it for when youre filling out a form and need to put an email so it catches that spam. or you can delete it and pretend it never happened. ~~~it was all a dream~~~

@do-the-reindeer-blitz

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

well yeah but will other people reply to me or will i just be sending emails into the void lol

or i guess im asking like...would you respond to me

you dont have to i mean especially if you did make a match and everything. that might not be cool then

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

i dunno. not becuase of the supervillain thing, though really good to know, but just because i'm pretty bad at social things. also the dress code is not me at all like wtf do you mean i gotta find a mask. where do they expect me to get that. im not a ninja turtle

[subtlemegaminded]

i can guarantee you i am worse. as i said about my dancing, my conversational skills are subpar at best. and hey, that's not a bad fit idea! a play on one of the ninja turtles. can just cut a piece of colorful fabric to fit the look. or im sure the thrift shoppe in town has plenty lying around from the last time someone in town threw a masquerade.

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

yeah true. i dunno though. on the fence.

do you know what happens after? we just delete these emails and move on lol?

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

hey i wont kinkshame. tbh i was also blasted that night i barely remember anything. people were losing their minds but hey waht better way to start the new year, right?

i hear that kind of thing happens a lot in this town. that true?

[vitrealissour]

Good to know this is a kinkshame free zone.

I mean, kinda? I don't remember much else insane happening in the last year or so. But we have had gooey purple monsters, hallucinogenic fog, a storm demon... oh and the vampire sacrificial ritual that one time. Being a Magick hotspot kinda makes it astronomically more likely that freaky shit happens here. Other than that it's pretty chill. Are you not from here? Or at least, not been here long?

If not, welcome to the weirdest hell on earth.

VS

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

yeah im sorta new lol. i mean ive been around for like a year but things havent gotten to the level of clown fuckery until... you know, the clown fuckery.

so cool lots to look forward to lol

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

you dont even know lol

speaking of trying times

you going to that ball ?

[subtlemegaminded]

the one we're supposed to reveal our secret identities at, you mean? idk, im a super villian, kinda hard to reveal myself and not face some dire consequences you know

are you?

@do-the-reindeer-blitz

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

i dunno. not becuase of the supervillain thing, though really good to know, but just because i'm pretty bad at social things. also the dress code is not me at all like wtf do you mean i gotta find a mask. where do they expect me to get that. im not a ninja turtle

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

idk if its how we evolved or the world around us evolved man. like i dont think humans are supposed to do half the shit we end up doing lmfao. like even sports if you think about it are kinda nuts that cant be in gods plan

maybe u should go the rest of the way and crush it. lol.

[jangle-toast]

yeah i do think we are constantly pushing ourselves to the limits of what we are supposed to be doing......... a lot of people experiencing some pretty dramatic firsts in their bloodlines... I don't think we need to push the barrier on everything, like who decided it would be fine to throw yourself out of a plane and hope you make it back down with a little parachute

lololol i don't want to be completely cut off from society. though again convinced my phone is a tank for all its been through at this rate.

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

i dunno. they were an idiot but an idiot i admire. you telling me you wouldnt skydive if you got the chance?

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

holy shit u didnt ghost me?

i thought u had already ghosted me lmfaoooo damn.

sry ok i guess i'll try to answer. the nye event was fire, especially the part when we were attacked by a horror clown

[vitrealissour]

Haha no, just had some stuff come up and went afk.

Oh my god, what a fucking trip that was. I thought I was hallucinating the whole thing and turned out it was still real the next day. I will say something controversial, but brave: The clown was kinda hot.

Don't ghost me now.

VS

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

hey i wont kinkshame. tbh i was also blasted that night i barely remember anything. people were losing their minds but hey waht better way to start the new year, right?

i hear that kind of thing happens a lot in this town. that true?

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

man you understand me subtlemegaminded like fr

[subtlemegaminded]

glad i can offer a lil something in these trying times

@do-the-reindeer-blitz

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

you dont even know lol

speaking of trying times

you going to that ball ?

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

holy shit

im free

[subtlemegaminded]

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

man you understand me subtlemegaminded like fr

[vitrealissour]

I used to be ambitious, but I think those dreams died a while ago. Not of my own volition, but that's life I guess.

A little spontaneity never hurt anyone. I won't ghost you though, even if just for moth puns. Maybe we can ask some of the suggested questions back and forth, serious or unserious answers.

Like my favorite Swynlake event is probably the fall carnival. But it could also be the Board debates because those are always a train wreck so at least they are entertaining. You?

VS

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

holy shit u didnt ghost me?

i thought u had already ghosted me lmfaoooo damn.

sry ok i guess i'll try to answer. the nye event was fire, especially the part when we were attacked by a horror clown

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

not yet but theres still time. eventually injury comes for us all lol. tbh i probably fucked up my back a long time ago but hey just means i gotta live it up even more now before the arthritis sets in

damn that sounds intense

but i know what u mean. i deleted tiktok off my phone but i still get in scrolling holes on everything else. i should just chuck the whole phone away

[jangle-toast]

yeah isn't that the truth. and once injury comes, it really likes to cycle back around and get you a second and third time. omg... the back is the WORST thing i swear. idk if humans just didn't evolve correctly or what, because what do you mean I lift something wrong or twist the wrong way or like pull something and bam. can't move for a week

yeah I don't think there's any safety. Not having a phone for a while was really nice... you have NO idea what's going on but.......... still kinda nice.. I beat my phone up pretty bad though so... it's a miracle I even still have it working.

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

idk if its how we evolved or the world around us evolved man. like i dont think humans are supposed to do half the shit we end up doing lmfao. like even sports if you think about it are kinda nuts that cant be in gods plan

maybe u should go the rest of the way and crush it. lol.

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

lmao i'll keep that in mind. maybe leanring is cheaper than going to therapy lol

nah i think its cool. spiderman shit yanno. or mr incredible stuff.

[jangle-toast]

i can confirm, it takes a lot off the mind but does not meet the same needs therapy does. as someone who desperately also needs to attend therapy. great physical therapy though if you need that (i hope you don't)

its so scary lololol. there's a trend on tiktok (i told myself I wouldn't ever get a tiktok here we are) that people do like a weird zombie like arm movement to the beat of this one sound and it's all these double jointed people and it's like a car crash i hate it but I can't look away

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

not yet but theres still time. eventually injury comes for us all lol. tbh i probably fucked up my back a long time ago but hey just means i gotta live it up even more now before the arthritis sets in

damn that sounds intense

but i know what u mean. i deleted tiktok off my phone but i still get in scrolling holes on everything else. i should just chuck the whole phone away

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

(nah its fine they didnt ruin my fun but...they have stopped replying lol so i definitely tanked that.

but like you said i mean its whatever. to each their own. they dont owe me shit and i dont owe them and if they wanna focus on other people thats fine.

its kinda nice being ghosted liek this tbh. like less personal ig than getting ghosted on tinder or real life

also why are we still talking in parentheses? no idea )

[subtlemegaminded]

(okay! if you're cool with it then i suppose no harm done, and good luck to them in finding a match that's more their speed/standard. and you, too!

good point lmao. it just feels safe inside the parentheses. but we can kick them. here, ( っ'-')╮=͟͟͞͞ ) ︵ ( ︵ __

there! freedom.

...

wow there's so much space for activities out here ! whatever will we do with it all

from,

megamind

@do-the-reindeer-blitz

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

holy shit

im free

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

damn

i mean juggling is cool tho. way better than any fun facts i got about myself. wish i was double joitned or something thats always a show stopper

[jangle-toast]

it's alright. I only learned bc I had literally nothing else to do for a period of time so like.. you get bored. and when you're bored and need to do something, juggling is an enormous time sink of frustration

I appreciate your honesty bc you could have just lied and said something insane lolololol. I always get freaked out when someone's double jointed. things shouldn't move that way

[do-the-reindeer-blitz]

lmao i'll keep that in mind. maybe leanring is cheaper than going to therapy lol

nah i think its cool. spiderman shit yanno. or mr incredible stuff.