Big Thigh Prog Partner™

She/Her. // Extremely heavy & generally horrifying™ // Horny jail escape artist. 5x 70000Tons survivor. This blog is 65% sensual t(h)rash. Inactive 2018-2022, now back with a vengeance.

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I just want everyone to know that Lauri Õunapuu has jokes worse than the onion/bagpipes one.

I was there, I heard it with my own ears.

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1. L’ange du mal by Joseph Geefs

2. Le genie du mal by Guillaume Geefs

Here’s the wiki article on them.

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I went on InspiroBot for a laugh but I got more than I bargained for. +200 points to the STOP FATTENING one with the runner for almost causing me to suffocate to death I was laughing so hard.

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If you are metalhead and love Cards Against Humanity, you should download this fucking expansion pack ( http://www.bangover.net/metal-af-expansionpack ) so you can throw obscure metal references and unsavoury sceneside jokes around next time you play your metalhead friends.

There’s enough in there to offend people across ALL genres of metal!

NB - It’s free to download and all you’ll need is to print it on card stock and spend an hour of your time cutting it in 189 fucking pieces. It’ll be worth it though I promise.

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Following a brilliant suggestion from @fata-sidvs-oritvr I uploaded this expansion pack to CardCast so people can also play it online on ChromeCast or Pretend You're Xyzzy! 

You can get the deck with the following play code: VMZXQ

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The clitoris is the devil’s doorbell.

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I have been off Tumblr for weeks but I just got a notification that this had been reposted 80+ times and it gives me life.

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I just dropped in after two weeks of absence to say I've been having a great summer and to force you to look at me wearing this plaid shirt for 5 seconds. xox

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I’ve been on Tumblr about 15 minutes altogether in the last week, and I think I’m going to keep it that way for a while.

I love checking up on what some of my lovely mutuals are up to, but also I feel like I’ve spent the week being less negative and more focused. I’m not going Full Tumblr Boycott, I’m just… Going to be here less.

You know where to find me elsewhere if you so desire. Like at Municipal Waste tomorrow night! Or you know, various other social networks.

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A Tale of Nine Lives by Akimiya Jun

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I’m not crying, you’re crying!!

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Couldn’t find the reblog button though all the tears in my eyes

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Damn it all. ;__;

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These aren’t tears in my eyes….Nope…Dust…Totally dust or an eye lash..

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DAMN IT ALL! I CRY LIKE A BITCH EVERY TIME!

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This makes me cry every single time and I know it’s coming but still it’s like alkdjflskjdfldj

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omigod… huhuhuhuhuhuh T______________T

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I don’t like cats and I found this beautiful you could make this into an actual book for kids too .

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tears wouldn’t let me reblog this properly

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Found it again omg I’ve see this so many times yet it still makes me cry

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Im not crying i got something in my eye

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I’m not cr- Actually screw it I AM CRYING LOTS!

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(x)

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I didn’t know DragonForce were about to change their name to ThrashonForce.