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defconprime

The short history of Malcolm Reed in videogames, 2015-2023

#malcolm reed #ent

themurdochmemesteries

malcolm reed | silent enemy (1x11)

"pineapple? that's my favourite!"

#malcolm reed #ent

digitalquirkz

Malcolm Reed post to distract from Life's Horrors

he's my favorite Enterprise character <3

#malcolm reed #ent

anarchistmemedistro

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

drake?

hazeleyedcat

josh?

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

where’s the body of christ?

wyrddog

draconym

s-lycopersicum

Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

skimmer-vode

Reblog to animatedly boop your followers

hyrude

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents

kyraneko

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

vyeoh

anotherdayforchaosfay

A whole lot of military films will be coming out soon. You'll see older ones showing up on streaming service and new ones soon to follow. Sure, a few are, in fact, very good movies. But here's the caution:

Any film featuring the US military is paid for by the US military. They have the final word on what comes out. These films are recruitment tools. Same applies to TV shows, and doubtless many will soon be showing up.

Do not be fooled by these films and shows. They are designed to bring in new recruits. When these are released, there is a surge in new people enlisting in the military. These recruits swiftly discover they were fed bullshit, but now they're stuck due to a contract. Going AWOL, away without leave, is desertion. You will be caught and put on trial for desertion, and they are not light with the sentencing.

Please, for the love of fuck, do not enlist with the military. You are cannon fodder. They do not care about you.

Recruiters are told to lie. To do whatever it fucking takes to enlist new people. Do not fucking fall for it.

These films and shows are recruitment tools paid for by the military. It's why they're so big, glamorous, and quickly made. Enjoy what you see, but don't sign up. It's a fucking lie.

startledoctopus

if you have signed up, you have a year to quit due to "failure to adapt" with minimal consequences to you ("it's not you it's me")

if you want to quit, no matter how long you've been in, these folks may be able to help you https://girightshotline.org/

Are you in the military or thinking about joining? Are you unsure of where to get reliable answers? Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-

silly-signs

In front of you are 11 doors, and a box. You can only open one, each leading you to a different prize (or in this case a to a randomized website or music video link). Which are you picking?

Door 1

Blue door 2

Revolving door 3

Thick door 4

Door 5

Cat door 6

Slanted door 7

Backwards door 8

Second backwards door 9

Dog door 10

Clown themed door 11

BOX!

Voting ended onApr 8

Links below!

silly-signs

Absolutely delighted by the reblog to likes ratio on this

theconcealedweapon

#when you come to think about it #when Brasil was under a military regime backed by the CIA #loitering was a crime here... ppl had to walk around with work contract documents to prove they were out late bc of work

blvck-coffee-dad

I see that it's once again "Tumblr gets overly-vigilant about tagging posts as Mature" season.

blvck-coffee-dad

@staff, are y'all sexually aroused by this post?

myoneand-onlyyou

Just being silly

#metallica

dragon-in-a-fez

I hope everyone involved in the decision to make astronauts use Outlook on their way to the moon never goes a day of their lives without stepping in a fire ant colony