clown lesbian energy

Autumn.24.UK was puddles-of-pupcake

[andmaybegayer]

measure once cut also once, no prablem

[andmaybegayer]

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[pokeballvictim]

Not many people realize this because of misogyny, but it's actually okay for girls to hit people with axes so hard they explode into bloody gibbets.

[cannibalchicken]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[senatortedcruz]

Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions

[jactingjoices-deactivated202406]

i wish i could scoop out all the words and stories inside my head with a butter knife and spread it onto a document and that was it

[andrewlloydwebber]

this is about the phantom of the opera…. which opened on broadway in 1988

[gayingenue-deactivated20200213]

he meant sickening in the way gays say it

[wormofmouth]

phones that use the same hole for charging and headphones. thats its cloaca

[etirabys]

probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

[sinnahsaint]

[persistent-wallflower]

You pass a pussy wall daily?

Idk there's just literally no reason for it to have a shape like that 😭😭 It's the only part of the wall that looks this way. Who made this

[psyduckscience]

cuntcrete

[lonestatus]

*struggling w/ writing an email* they didn't have to deal with this shit in ancient babylon

ancient babylonian: *struggling to compose a cuneiform tablet* by god i wish i could do this shit with a computer

[draintheblood]

happy birthday to all goth and emo characters whos creators in strokes of genius made your birthdays on halloween to symbolize how goth and/or emo you are. and to frank iero who this happened to in real life somehow 

[fidelcostco]

talking about your pet: oh they're my funny lil guy :) my fluffy silly troublemaker!

taking to your pet: you're a threat to society. you're a menace and terrorist and a war criminal. you're remorseless and silly and my funny lil guy :)

[moved-to-crawfishboy]

you don’t like bat? 🦇 ? eee eee?

[neutrofer-moved-back-for-a-whil]

tshirt that says I viscerally hate your boyfriend

[crclocalunhingedsith]

[samuelroukin]

tshirt that says "i am normal about the media i enjoy" on the front and "(lying)" on the back