Eccentrically Describing the Factions of Conquest of Elysium 5!
Baron: Racism makes hella cash.
Necromancer: Your weird uncle's got a shovel and time to kill again.
Demonologist: Somehow thought summoning Svelghor the Testicle-Throngler would work.
Witch: Mushroom Enthusiast wants to summon Cthulhu.
High Priestess: Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne
Barbarian: I must Axe you a question: does this axe hurt?
Senator: Who put Cutthroat Politics in my Strategic Deathmatch Roguelike?
Pale Ones: Me and the bois tunneling down to Super Hell to commune with the O5 Council.
Druid: Hippie Ninja who hide in bushes and sic deer on people.
Burgmeister: SHIRE! BAGGINS!
Warlock: Hope you like Randomized Spells and snorting crushed gemstones.
Priest King: Huitzilopochtli does not care if you are bisexual, he needs you to go to fucking war.
Troll King: He only understands the baseline themes of Ulysses instead of the story's deeper context. He also hates fire.
Enchanter: Lonely hermit animates swords and mops so he can have friends.
High Cultist: Cthulhu thinks Mushrooms are lame, actually. Bring him your virgins.
Dwarf Queen: gimli but he's an insect
Voice of El: "I really shouldn't kickstart the Apocalypse, but
Illusionist: Mirror Mirror on the wall, kill my enemies, see them fall.
Markgraf: What if Hobbits were also Necromancer Vampires?
Dryad Queen: Sexy nature lady smokes weed and brings chimera-boys to the yard.
Scourge Lord: Internet trolls discover the wonders of Scorched Earth theory.
Cloud Lord: Jesus, won't you fucking whistle something but the past and done?
Kobold King: Bearded dragons join forces with actual dragons to gain superior health insurance.
Monkey Maharaja: Sun Wukong is no longer fucking asking: convert to Hinduism or Perish.
Raksharaja: Asura, Gorilla Grodd, and the Armies of Hell walk into a bar.
Guildmaster: Capitalism, D&D Parties, and Assassination Attempts await you!
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