i may be a lesbian but i want that old man carnally

NSFW (and other things don't want on my main) sideblog. 18+ only please. i will block minors. mostly vsmp but we're diverse #dei (he/she/they) on a brief haitus right now. I WILL ANSWER MY ASKS EVENTUALLY I SWEAR

[gaytanic-panic]

[rly-normal-abt-pires]

staggers out of ao3 covered in blood

butch4butch abundo where they do Not have sex, just treat some wounds, but abolish runs away and copes with her intense sexual feelings like anyone in her position would :]

the most handsome woman she's ever seen on ao3

3.1k words. features two shirtless women 👍

[shnehollander]

when the sex is a character analysis

[doctor--faggot]

doctor I need that bear shaking and crying and in mortal peril

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I don’t have much to add other than “yes yes haha yes” and “saaaaame”

[doctor--faggot]

Still alive. Just sick again

[doctor--faggot]

docitties

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sooo true

[doctor--faggot]

doctor helppppppp I can't stop thinking about that old man being patronized and getting mind controlled. doctor save me

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my prescription is to think about it even more

[vampostingtime]

okay I feel better now

[dragongirlteeth]

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

[maitsuwu]

that man wont be a twink by the time im done with him

[vampostingtime]

okay I feel better now

[b1tchcup]

me and my oomfs are ALL advocating bad sex and erectile dysfunction. ALL of us

[doctor--faggot]

omg 🍯 anon my freak in arms!! this is the friend who talks about dr faggot's beautiful boobs with me!

anyway um paging dr faggot I think we should forcibly shut doc up and make him feel emotions about it. and then idk porn happens I'm just the asexual idea guy

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and i'm the asexual idea receiver guy

yesssss. we can do mind control... we can do gags... we have so many options here

[doctor--faggot]

incredible username! love to see it

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thank youuu! everyone loves doctor faggot

[doctor--faggot]

drop some doctor faggot sex headcanons, soldier

on it, commander o7

that man has erectile dysfunction. he's 52 c'mon guys

i personally can't see him going for penetrative sex that often. i don't know why just vibes. maybe it's also the erectile dysfunction

speaking of. that man sucked SOOOO much dick in the trenches

i think with sex. he generally doesn't try to get his own pleasure. he generally tries to serve the other person and make sure they experience as much pleasure as possible. *legs voice* "I don't deserve to cum" which why we need to put him in the situations where he HAS to experience pleasure (hypnosis, sex-pollen, heats/ruts, etc. etc.)

"everytime he cums he feels turboguilt" - my friend

body hair!!!!!! that man is a fat bear let's gooooo

[doctor--faggot]

i am nothing if not bad at remembering to reblog things to the right blog

[doctor--faggot]

I just let out the loudest wheeze at your username. okay that's all carry on

thank youuuuu!