vampires and empires r my 2 pires okay @rly-normal-abt-pires - Tumblr Blog

Ok hi. This is the horny sideblog of djpurple3. Hi im DJ. Welcome. My horny fics are under jinx69 on ao3.

if you are a minor u are getting turbo blocked bc one of us needs to be sensible here.

What you can expect to find here:

Rn a lot of vampires smp posting. Empires smp is my first love and i want to think about her more so i have given myself space for that :] #mypires

What else you Can expect to find here:

hypnokink and dubcon enthusiast among other things. Petplay. Bdsm in general. I like my smut psychological. I can get behind most rarepairs. Genderbending and/or trans hcs <3 and maybe its forced <3

What you canNot expect to find here:

Incest, heavy gore, cannibalism, toilet play, feederism/weightplay, vomit

Talk tag is #dj monologues. Ask tag will be #dj got asked. Art tag will be #pires art. Writing tag will probably be #pires writing.

My list of character tags

Let's see how we go ^-^ im still figuring out how tf you hornypost on tumblr so bear with me

#dj monologues #pinned post #as of 7 march 2026

theredjenny

Threesome between you, me, and who I used to be

taydaughter

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

#e1 jimmy. oh codfather my codfather. hang on that can be his tag #oh codfather my codfather #thinks about the glee with which he told sausage he wanted to see him cry and also to kill himself.#also that bamboozlers fic i never wrote about sadomasochism. 'jimmy i need you to bam me' to get the armour off. forever iconic.

OH ALSO I know I mentioned characterization but legit I love how you write abolish because like. she's in a situation where you're purposefully having her act as she wouldn't normally (and she's simultaneously unsettled and aroused by this) BUT you still keep her in character!! she banters with legs!! she has her usual dry humor once she settles into it!!!! it's just so refreshing to see abolish in character in an unusual situation for her!!!

AND IT'S THE SAME WITH LEGS!!! her amusement and carefulness make the more charismatic moments from her feel more in character because she's doing this for abolish's sake! they could all die tomorrow, she has to give her a good time!! and I love the part where abolish recognizes that detachment!!!!

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Thank you!! Yeah the fact they're both women this time i think changes their characters a little already, plus the suspension of disbelief bc this is a horny fic so i gotta nail the characterisation otherwise!!! It's not "he wouldnt say that", it's "what would it take for her to say that."

JOKES DURING SEX!!! im terrible i love to.write sex banter even if it Does ruin the flow so it's a delicate balance but im glad it doesnt ruin it haha

Butch legs is so special to me. She's a very specific image in my head that i feel like i cant pin down but im glad she comes across well. It's the [the gender swap doesnt change anything but it changes everything] about her. And yeah good time, short time!! I think the aspect of "theres not going to be a future of us bc ill die soon anyway" is also still motivating, ans abolish hasnt even clocked that because she's extra set on her own survival.

I also think the language legs uses is so important. She'll say "hon/ey," and shell call abolish a "baby butch" but not "baby", but she Will say "Abby". I dont know thr reasoning fully but i Am trying to keep what legs calls her deliberate. Waves hand.

Ahem. Yes. Hopefully that's at all coherent.

#dj got asked #my old man #gloves off #my old woman

my godddddddd chapter 2 is so good. you always characterize so well. I love the gloves being such a significant removal it's SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

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Thank you!!! The gloves felt significant becausw welll... it's still Abolish, you know? At first her stripping down naked Apart from thr gloves felt funny and in character enough that i kept it but it's about the façade... it's about her own attempts at staying disconnected. And legs can see she seemingly Wants more but abolish wasnt necessarily ready. Neither of them are equipped for more!! But also likr... this is needed. Baby girl was repressing Hard for so long a good cry is needed, and why not a good cry where she was already feeling treasured and reassured. And in an older person's lap.

#dj got asked #gloves off #<- i guess kind of the reason i picked this as his tag!

THRE MILLION CHEERS AND CLAPPING AND FEASTING AROUND THE WORLD!!!!

:D !!!!!

#yayyy ty #dj got asked

stumbles out of ao3 covered in blood. butch abundo chapter 2 posted.

#dj monologues #my old woman

candyskiez

I love when a character wants to be someone's dog so so bad. Dont mean it in a sexual way (although that can also be a part of it) I mean like. Let me be your loyal companion let me stay by your side give me a purpose in exchange for endless unconditional love let me stop being a person love me like it's my only use. Love me like that's the only thing I was made for. As you can tell. I'm normal.

you just keep posting banger after banger like. crying after sex is peak i am afraid

SGHKDJGD okay yayyy wooo

#i AM going to sit on this for a bit and not post rn but like. yay :]#I like super emotional sex. god i miss writing scwhip like that <- not related #dj got asked #gotd i need to go. to bed

the crying appears to be staying

#the most important part of mid-series abundo fucking is that they're already grieving because both know how easily #they could be dead by 'next time'#dj monologues

[squinting at my doc] chat is a fic where a character breaks down in tears the second the fuckin' is over and needs comforting still hot or

#i never fucking know where thsi draft is going #“chat” i say like most of you aren't asleep #dj monologues #it's also technically daddy issues kinda. so there's that.#maybe i wont get this finished for posting shortly. i dont. know.#pouts at the draft where's the bit where she mounts that old woman's face. is that gonna have to be chapter 3.

you can never have too much titty sucking. like what is the point of saggy old woman tits if you don’t suck on them like your life depends on it

absolutely real as fuck. real as fuck!! sometimes i write another fic and im like fuck there's titsucking in here again like that isn't a beautiful thing. extra bonus beautiful life world points if they're saggy old woman tits.

#dj got asked #dammit i dont know if i can worm it back into this fic / chapter. <- CHAPTER?#oh ny god is this going to become a multichapter. this is devestating for the economy (me)#i mean beyond two. bc its gonna be two. i think #hi sry we're really solidly in 'i should be in bed' hours #i want them to get back to this and also legs to eat this baby butch out but abby has gotten overstimmed by orgasm 3 :( baby butch :(#poor thang

writing motivation hits at truly the weirdest times

#i had all long weekend to write and i didn't. and i didnt work on my aufest fic. but hey. at least butch abundo is there for me #truly i have Dentist tomorrow and id ont want to go to bed #but im sure itll be fine #btw how the fic is going: 'do i make her suck on that old woman's saggy tits too much. i better end that bit. wait i can do what i want'#i think its kinda funny to see what's recurring in my smutfics #a funfact about me is that i frogboiled myself into liking petplay bc i thought actual petplay was rly extreme but decided i liked. themes #shout out forever to my darling friend who listened to me describe a fic concept then went 'dj this is petplay'#i had to sit int he corner for a few days thinking about that one #well maybe the count shouldn't have been so collar-able huh #GOD i need to post smutverse someday. so i can post my jimmy/joel/scott threesome that Wont be bad like that one i saw in 2022 #other reasons too but. that was a huge motivator #the problem is i have so many Old Fics that i just write better and also understand bdsm better #and just understand sex better in general (i think)#you dont wnat to know where my real sex ed is from :thumbsup:#dj monologues

cutenyaaboy

still thinking about puppyboys evidently

#woof woof bark bark

Hey. Holds out my hand. Let's think about owen in collars again.

#was telling lark i been thinking about assassin owen.#what if scowen as head of org x best assassin. ruthless4ruthless.#what if scowen with growling dog x equally dangerous owner who at least can act calm #head of org who was a prolific assassin in his own day but made enough money he realised he didnt have to get his hands dirty anymore <3 #and the violent younger* man who finds killing people the only way to feel alive anymore #world's most malicious poodle #literally nice.#hey again im sorry this is always something i do where i make a boring post then put all my real thoughts in thr tags #you see i am. scared of being perceived but also desperately hungry for it 👍 hope that helps #anyway. yes we put them all in the murder nexus

ahhhhh thank you!! and no worries, I hope you get out of the torment nexus!!

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Thank u o7 o7 and of course :]

Oh babey two nights in a row queen?

#the queen is insomnia #i came home after dealing w one phobia #to my mother watching a show where the current thing was another one of my intense phobias (bug crawling in ear & fucking up on the inside)#and now im like well i cant aleep bc qhat if.#also a friend asked me a hard music theory questuon and it made me pick my brain #why cant i think about the bad gay train movie and go ro sleep #i have my musician earplugs in. we're goinf to see if i can sleep with them in. signs point to no #cant sleep on my back (residual cold) cant sleep on my side (earplug)#wehhh ;-;#sorry none of these posts are sexy im just having a time #and honesrly its nice to acrually be able to vent. or at least talk bollocks for 150 eords #dj monologues

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