Dr. Fly

Just a evil fly looking for evil justice! This blog started on the community "Evil Science Center" So there may be some things SLIGHTLY out of context, but no more.

[doctor-fly]

In case you couldn’t tell this is kinda an abandoned project

Uhh

But I’ve created something debatably better

[impcakeando]

More Cursed Images as Earthbound Enemies; this time with extra effects!

Made in Aseprite, Background generated from https://www.gjtorikian.com/Earthbound-Battle-Backgrounds-JS/

[doctor-fly]

*Anxious buzzing...* Don't do drugs, kids.

[doctor-fly]

Just wanted to check in and see how things are going doc -⚔️

Truly appreciate it. As of right now I am ill, but I will try to cause more fly chaos within the next few weeks (If i survive).

*Sick fly noises*

[doctor-fly]

Heeyyyyy

Sorry I haven't been posting, I'm under allot of stress in the real world right now. (AND I HAVE FIFTY OTHER PROJECTS UUHH) But I'll be posting when I can! Not to mention I have to sit and think of yet another way for Dr. Fly to miserably fail... See you all next time! DRINK WATER!

[doctor-fly]

Dr Fly 5

I'm back once again to attempt to take over the world! This time we're going to plant this microscopic microphone so we can listen in on these strange humans! *Rubs fly hands together* Great, Great! Now that we're in we can-...What's that smell? Oh dear...What a wonderful plant! Maybe if I just-

Owwieee!!! Help! Help!

[doctor-fly]

Dr Fly 4

We've escaped once more! That WRETCHED spider was took care of responsibly! Now then, I have a new plan...

We'll send this mouse in as a minion, that should work just fine! Watch, as this marvelous creature-

... Not again...

[doctor-fly]

What's the buzz Doc :) -⚔️ Quinn

Not gonna lie, things have been rather difficult after the wife died...

(Fun fact! Mayflies live for 24 hours!)

[doctor-fly]

Hello Dr Fly- do you like any specific music genres or the like while you do things? :3

The emotion is to much to bear!

(OOC: Real talk tho, I really like goth music and bands such as The scary bitches, Lebanon Hanover, and Ashbury heights :D)

[doctor-fly]

Oooo hi a displeasure to meet you!

Do you want some solyanka????¿

- @dr-sarmiento

It would be my pleasure to try your strange human soup!

My, this is wonderful! And...Uh....Oh no...

It begins...

[dr-sarmiento]

Awww you have children

I can make soup for them too! I got a lot in reserve so no problem if you need

I even have a restaurant if you ever want any dish

[doctor-fly]

That would be nice.

And yes, I have children. They're...Allot.

[dr-sarmiento]

What are they saying? Not understand flyish a lot

I also have ice cream to give too!

[doctor-fly]

"We get to go outside??!" "Please Father!" "We've been extra good!" We thank you for your kindness, however...

I don't think we'll be coming back... (OOC: Yeah, the blurry text is my fault whoops! I use Paint, and it makes my texts blurry...)

[anthonychristopherart]

Dr. Fly. 4x6". Watercolor and ink

Original and prints available:

[doctor-fly]

An...interesting representation. But flattered nonetheless.

[doctor-fly]

Oooo hi a displeasure to meet you!

Do you want some solyanka????¿

- @dr-sarmiento

It would be my pleasure to try your strange human soup!

My, this is wonderful! And...Uh....Oh no...

It begins...

[dr-sarmiento]

Awww you have children

I can make soup for them too! I got a lot in reserve so no problem if you need

I even have a restaurant if you ever want any dish

[doctor-fly]

That would be nice.

And yes, I have children. They're...Allot.

[doctor-fly]

Oooo hi a displeasure to meet you!

Do you want some solyanka????¿

- @dr-sarmiento

It would be my pleasure to try your strange human soup!

My, this is wonderful! And...Uh....Oh no...

It begins...

[doctor-fly]

Dr. Fly 3

After the help of some fellow evils, Me and my children are now free! This time we're going to come in through the door! *Rubs fly hands together.* perhaps this will keep us out of that....PESKY window...

In we go! *Evil buzzing* Uh-....Oh dear, is-Is- Is that a spider? Wait- NO! NOOO!!!

BZZT.

[doctor-fly]

Dr. Fly 2

Greetings once more, my friends! It is I, Dr. Fly! Last night was...beginners luck, or...bad luck. But this time is different! Today I will sneak into someone's house and- uuh.... *Checks notes* "Fly into walls over and over?" Who wrote this? Ehh, Sure, let's do it! *Rubs fly hands together evily* Today we will fly into walls until we create a small earthquake, causing the ceiling to eventually collapse!! *Rubs fly hands together* Now, let's begin! Uh...Oh no.

I seem to have gotten stuck in their window... ***BBBZZZT*** LET ME OUT! PLEASE!! I HAVE A FAMILY!! **BBBZTTT!!!! BZZZZT!!!*** *Dr. fly aggressively buzzes, starting to feel weak.*

[doctor-fly]

Dr. Fly 1

Hello, I am doctor fly. *Rubs fly hands together* Me and my fly army will slowly take over your houses *rubs fly hands together* and eventually the world. *Rubs fly hands together and lets out a laugh of sorts* And our first move will be... Buzzing right in your ear! MWAA*bzzt*HAHAHHA!!!*Bzzt* This should create a heat (of sorts) in the wing and eventually set you aflame!!! *Rubs fly hands together.* W-Wait...What's that? I-Is that a fly swatter??? ABORT! ABORT!

"Hush, my children. We'll get them next time.