So the polycule IS canon actually
DAVID’S TWO LOVES
WOAH WOAH WOAH
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So the polycule IS canon actually
DAVID’S TWO LOVES
WOAH WOAH WOAH
(Cute little photo i found on Pinterest of Eddie and Steve as Marko and Paul)
HOLY FUCK IM WET
my take on tlb musical + text post memes from the internet part 3
(source belongs to @mttztrading)
hey guys this is lowkey a historical moment
i’m actually freaking out omfg this means so much to me like THE COOLEST VAMPS AFGHHHHH
fuck he makes this look cool
daviddddddd ughhhhh (also dont forget michael’s hand!!!)
maria’s little lore/background for star is sooooo good!!!!!!
i LOVE that she had the idea that star would eat pigeons when she’s up by the billboard 😭 maybe she tried it in the cave and marko freaked tf out IDK but there is so much good stuff we could get out of ittttt
#Wifeposting part six (I think)
@bloodsucking-jaguar ily pookie
that’s dada
✨Dwayne Head Cannons✨
Movie!Dwayne
TW: brief mentions of abuse
~The next vamp to be turned “by” David and the official guard dog. Not that they need much help in the scare department, but when Marko is picking a fight and David doesn’t want to deal with the repercussions he sends Dwayne over. The guy(s) Marko is picking a fight with almost always back off.
~The most sentimental of the group-unless you call Marko and Paul’s crow picking through bodies sentimental-He kept small items from when he was alive and family back on his reservation.
~Specifically his earring was made by one of his aunts and he started the trend of wearing earrings amongst the pack. (Marko helped make them but he came up with the designs for each of the guys)
~David and Marko saw Dwayne getting hit by a nun for smoking outside his boarding school. They weren’t sure why but something intrigued them about him and they started hanging out with him. David offered a way out of the abuse and Dwayne took it.
~Dwayne never cut his hair again after becoming a vampire (the layers happened when Paul accidentally set his hair on fire and Marko cut them to balance it out)
~Dwayne actually reads and writes the best of all of them but adamantly refuses to so unless absolutely necessary.
~When Dwayne saw Marko and in turn David feed for the first time he wasn’t necessarily scared but found it really wasteful. It took a long time for him to fully relish is a full scale frenzy, and over all prefers smaller kills that he can drain completely.
~Paul is Dwayne’s WINGMAN because without him Dwayne is helpless when talking to women. He never really knows what is the right amount of “swagger” and just creepy.
~Dwayne loves messing with tourists by stopping at the side of the road a gazing off into the woods. For some reason-subconsciously racist reasons-they always think he’s looking at some animal. Great for getting a quick and easy meal.
~Dwayne tried to teach Marko how to skate in the 70s (David hissed at the idea of it) but Marko quickly gave up when he was unable to get the hang of it right away.
Musical!Dwayne
TW: mentions of sex
~FREAKY FUCK🫵 You name it he’s tried it. Doesn’t always mean he liked it but he’s tried it.
~Worked at a sex shop when he was alive and met David at a gay bar.
~Was first to be turned “by” David. David and him were getting drunk at the bar and David mentioned starting a band but didn’t have anyone for it. Dwayne said he knew a few cords on the bass and he was in. (After a round of messy bloody sex but that’s neither here nor there)
~Dwayne’s scared of cats. He refuses to tell anyone in the pack why but he sees one and he is walking into someone trying to avoid it.
~His dream base guitar is a deep red Rickenbacker like Cliff Burton from Metallica, but none of that brand or color have made their way through Santa Carla since he’s been there.
~He loves watching old westerns. David loves watching with him and correcting the accuracy. Dwayne hates when David does this. (David never lived in the south west)
~Gets the most groupies of the pack and still has room for a pack feed afterwards. Vampires can’t get STIs but the rest of the pack firmly believes that he CAN spread them.
~Has a giant jaguar tattoo on his ribcage and left under boob. (Like below but the tail curls around his hip bone and the front right paw sticks out right under his nipple)
~When they don’t have shows or practice Dwayne is out at sea hopping for some decent waves and Paul will often join him. Plus other late night surfers make for easy meals.
~Dwayne used to have his mic muted (unknowingly) until very recently. He wasn’t horrible but David didn’t want it distracting from everything until it was up to his standards. (To this day he never knew)
~For as absolutely bat shit as he can be, he is the most observant and can tell when one of his pack mates is upset. His favorite remedy for that is a bike ride out to the cliffs and hanging together off a random tree root. They don’t always talk but he will listen if the other wants to.
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Marko, Paul, David
david is the ultimate cuck.
that’s it. that’s the post.
Dwayne (The Lost Boys) x reader - part 4/4
Story summary: you’re secretly in love with Dwayne, but while you know it’ll break his heart, you think Laddie should be returned to his family. And he doesn't take it well
Previous chapters: 1, 2, and 3
Chapter warnings: none (I think?). Just a consideration on how Star is portrayed
While you all still missed Laddie, you slowly got adjusted to not having him in the cave.
That also meant the boys no longer had to control themselves and keep it child-friendly, especially Paul and Marko. Playboy magazines, inappropriate jokes, bringing girls back for sex… You name it.
You dreaded the thought of seeing Dwayne walk into the cave with a girl under his arm, too.
It hadn’t happened.
But while you definitely got a bit closer—riding on his bike instead of David’s, him placing an arm around your shoulders when you all walked together sometimes, staying up and talking after everyone else had gone to sleep—nothing had happened between you either.
And that brooding vampire wasn’t exactly easy to read.
But you had been doing a lot of thinking: you didn’t want that life because you were in love with Dwayne. You wanted it for yourself.
You knew you belonged to that pack.
Not that you had always felt that way, especially since, initially, you had been tricked into it by Max.
You remembered when you used to discuss it with Star, when you were still half-vampires and didn’t know there was a way of reversing it.
DAVID ????
which could mean NOTHING.
ali you cannot casually put this on your insta story and expect me to be chill abt it.
STAR ! MARIA !!
DAVID ????
which could mean NOTHING.
ali you cannot casually put this on your insta story and expect me to be chill abt it.
*Thrashing and gnawing at the bars of my cage* he looks nice🙂
Im so attracted to this man i cant hide it anymore
star playing in michael’s face cause now he’s gotta suffer but she gets two boyfriends:
FUCKKKKKKK they’re cool
david’s bicep. GOD.
also love whatever the fuck marko is doing