Dr. Julien

A humble tinkerer.

[doctor-julien]

Zane is six months old today. 🥰

[doctor-julien]

Please stop eating mold

I think I'm immune at this point. 😮‍💨

[doctor-julien]

doctor..... what is that

Cottage cheese, oatmeal, and a bit of fried fish i caught from the river. Zane likes it when it's cut into circles. 👍

[doctor-julien]

I found an old bottle of sweet and sour sauce for the fish. It's still good! 👍

[doctor-julien]

doctor..... what is that

Cottage cheese, oatmeal, and a bit of fried fish i caught from the river. Zane likes it when it's cut into circles. 👍

[doctor-julien]

Dinner. 👍

[ozempicofficial]

[doctor-julien]

Maybe put a padlock on his chest door thing

A bit of duct tape seems to do the trick! 👍

[doctor-julien]

have you thought about getting a babysitter. more specifically, have you considered letting me babysit

You think that I would allow a stranger into my home with Zane here all on his own? Do you have any idea how many people would be dying to get their hands on a piece of technology like him if they ever found out about him? Who knows what sort of experiments they would perform on him? Who knows what sort of harm they would do to him? He's too soft, too pure to be put into the hands of somebody like that!

You're probably one of them! We don't want you here! Leave us alone! Don't ever speak to me or my Zane again! 🤬

[doctor-julien]

Well, I didn't get any cleaning done today because someone decided he wanted to yank on some wires, so I had to spend most of the day repairing him. 🙄😅

[doctor-julien]

He did the same thing this morning. And yesterday. And the day before that. 😓🫩

[doctor-julien]

Having a robot baby is wayyy more terrifying than having a regular baby because what do you mean that baby can just turn off all its senses and rip out it's internal workings.

I've been there too many times. 😮‍💨 However, human children are a lot more difficult to fix, so I consider myself lucky! 😉

[doctor-julien]

Well, I didn't get any cleaning done today because someone decided he wanted to yank on some wires, so I had to spend most of the day repairing him. 🙄😅

[doctor-julien]

so you're not going to clean your trash heap of a house......

I'm going to clean it, but I'll be the one to decide when, thank you very much!

The weather has been warming up lately, so it might be time for me to do my seasonal trash burning. 🤔

[doctor-julien]

i thought zane was the boss

No, that would be me. But he's a close second in command in our home! 😂

Regardless, you don't get to tell either one of us how to live our lives!

[doctor-julien]

dude you need to clean your house

And who made you the boss of what I do in my own home? 🤨

[doctor-julien]

yeah that was your fault

Yes, well, I like to encourage Zane's curiosity and eagerness to try new skills! I think we'll practice handling a blade on something that's not my face next time, though. 😅

[doctor-julien]

Shave.

I'm shaving, I'm shaving! Zane's insisted on helping me, and I couldn't say no, but I'm a little nervous about allowing him to handle sharp tools on my face. 😖

[doctor-julien]

You've probably all guessed this by now, but it did not go well. 😵‍💫

[doctor-julien]

Ouch. 😬

[doctor-julien]

Shave.

I'm shaving, I'm shaving! Zane's insisted on helping me, and I couldn't say no, but I'm a little nervous about allowing him to handle sharp tools on my face. 😖

[doctor-julien]

You've probably all guessed this by now, but it did not go well. 😵‍💫