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The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.
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Tumblr > Google yet again
Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.
Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.
Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.
Periscope up
Green heron (Butorides virescens)
birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about
Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.
Adding my somehow controversial take: This would also reduce the number of hot car deaths
A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.
All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.
A collection of
time travel humor text posts,
not censored by me.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
We cannot leave this post out
a few more thanks to suggestions in the notes
I think about this like twice a week
This took me the FUCK out
I AM IN ABSOLUTE TEARS I LOVE PADAWAN OBI-WAN SO MUCH THIS WHOLE SHORT STORY IS ABOUT WHY JEDI ONLY USE LIGHTSABERS BECAUSE ANAKIN WANTS TO TINKER WITH THEM, MAKE NEW KINDS OF WEAPONS AND OBI-WAN KENOBI IS LIKE YAH LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE ABSOLUTELY SICK IDEA I CAME UP WITH AS A PADAWAN AND IT’S LIGHTSABERS ON THE ENDS OF CHAINS THAT HE JUST FUCKING SWINGS AROUND OBI-WAN KENOBI IS BY NATURE A CHAOS GREMLIN AND NO ONE SHOULD EVER FORGET IT HE WOULD HAVE CREATED THE MOST CHAOTIC WEAPON IF YOU LEFT HIM ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES GODDDDDD QUI-GON JINN WAS A SAINT TO PUT UP WITH *WAVES HAND* ALL THAT
so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status
i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..
i can’t deal anymore
and the link……
Oh, this is remarkably of its era. I was just viscerally launched back to the specific amalgamation of meme printouts my roommate and I decorated our bulletin boards with senior year of college.
How people get nicknames:
Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"
A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".
An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"
A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".
Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".
A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"
A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"
The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"
+ How Nicknames Stick:
Your fate is determined by The Counsel
You hate it
It's accurate
i love this guy
So sad but completely true
if you had to choose one pokemon to be your absolute favorite out of every pokemon which one would you choose. its okay to choose a "basic" one
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fjdjshshd this made me realize i forgot to talk about the huge pockets so thank you for the reminder 😭
its a little funny but for me our pockets have become such a normal part of my life that i expect all clothes to have them and whenever i wear clothes from other brands im always surprised and dismayed at how small the pockets are.
a phone is simply not enough. i need my pockets to fit an entire 32oz water bottle*
*on garments with silhouettes and structures that can support that kind of bulk/stress (which unforch the maxi dresses cannot)
