A vacuum cleaner

Spencer, 20

[durbikins]

after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am

[durbikins]

2:12am… going back for more olive

[itchycoil]

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[shitty-car-mods-daily]

[cryptid-sighting]

once again, shitty-car-mods posts a car mod that is extremely not shitty

[pi4nobl4ck]

[beautifulcalamari-deactivated20]

Don’t you think it’s kind of convenient that they have special parking for pregnant people but not soundcloud rappers? lmao 👀

[earthdad]

babies cry when they are first born because they haven’t had the delicious taste of a cold Sprite yet

[tastefullyoffensive]

[horhardaho-deactivated20180622]

*Bugs Bunny voice* Nyeeeeeh, what’s up, thot?

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

My face when the Dairy Queen worker flips my blizzard upside down

[depsidase]

[plasmalogical]

these are the only three emotions

[dethalbumll]

[thalassius]

[hentired]

Bada bing

[aorticarchnemesis]

Babadook

[rosedosed]

[teekarap]

[c3po]

goofy : i just hyucking want u back id do anything scoob baby please please . just give me one last chance scooby: you really rucked up this time roofy. i ront think i ran rorgive you. u broke my reart

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

[hulahoopofsalt]