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@doctorfab
Hello commenter on the official Dungeons and Dragons YouTube channel. Before you is a DM screen, a set of dice, and an audience of hundreds of people. Your task is to DM a game of DnD and if you stumble or use filler words once, the snipers placed throughout the auditorium will immediately open fire. Surely the standards to which you hold female Dungeon Masters will be child’s play for you yourself to achieve? You have two hours. Good luck
Hello, Mr. Vance. I want to play a game.
In front of you is a sofa.
All you have to do is resist it, Mr. Vance. Should you succeed, the door will unlock in due time, and you will go free. Should you fail…
Let’s just say you won’t be “JD” Vance anymore. Live or die. Make your choice.
Hello Michael. I have seen you have been consistently making fun of people for shamelessly enjoying things, labeling them “Cringe” and saying other, worse things to them. Before you is window into a room containing a man cosplaying the character “Gamzee Makara” from the web-comic Homestuck. Soon, he will enter into this room through the door and reference the comic and other related media in various ways at you. If you can last ten minutes without insulting him or in any other way lashing out, you will be set free. If you cannot, he will beat you to death with his bare hands. The clock starts now.
Hello John,
You’ve lived your entire life before now being mean to people on the internet. You’ve doxxed, sent death threats, harassed women with unwanted pictures of your genitalia, and told countless young people to kill themselves.
In front of you is a computer, a headset, and a mouse and keyboard. Today you’re going to be making posts with the account of a young black trans woman. The whole time you must carry on a voice conversation in a gaming themed discord server with over 4000 members. Don’t worry John, a voice changer has been installed.
Every time a random stranger insults you, the gamer chair you’re locked into will taze you in the balls. Every time a user makes unwanted advances at you, OC Spray will be deployed directly on your balls. If at any point you insult or offend anyone else, this .22 caliber rifle will shoot you - you guessed it - right in the balls.
You must make 1000 social media posts to be released. If at any point you stop posting for more than 10 minutes, or leave the voice call, starving coyotes will be released into the room.
Your time starts now.
attempting to escape my saw trap by gaslighting jigsaw into thinking that I did nothing wrong
john kramer gets facebook and google confused and posts “razor wire broken glass buy in bulk” to his timeline. but because he’s made this mistake so many times, his friends and family assume it’s a long-running bit he’s doing and ignore it.
What do you think of me (very easily scared, hates gore and human suffering) watching saw with someone who is pretty and unbothered as a ✨seduction tactic✨
fantastic idea, the gay subtext will set the mood and if you play your cards right you can duck your head into their shoulder at the gory parts.
My dear lgbt+ kids.
Is it really your “guilty pleasure” or is it just something traditionally seen as feminine (and you internalized that acting feminine is something to feel guilty about)?
Now this will obviously not ring true for everything (“guilty pleasure” is a phrase people use for a very broad range of things after all) but it’s still a good self-reflection exercise - even, and maybe *especially*, if you don’t think it applies to you.
We are often (indirectly) taught that things traditionally seen as masculine are worth more than things traditionally seen as feminine - just think about someone who knows a lot about World War Two and then think about someone who knows a lot about pop music. Both have in-depth knowledge about a specific subject… but we would often instinctively assume the first one is a highly educated man and the second is a girl who has a silly little hobby. These beliefs are not something we’d sign off on consciously, they’re more “automatic” thoughts we learned to have.
The good thing about that is that you can also unlearn these thoughts! The trick is to pull them out of that “automatic reaction” zone and consciously question them.
So, the next time you call something a guilty pleasure - no matter if it’s pop music, romantic comedies, an interest in beauty and fashion, keeping up with celebrity news, baking, crafts etc. - ask yourself: is it really something to feel guilty about, or is it just something traditionally seen as feminine?
With all my love,
Your Tumblr Dad
My dear lgbt+ kids.
Is it really your “guilty pleasure” or is it just something traditionally seen as feminine (and you internalized that acting feminine is something to feel guilty about)?
Now this will obviously not ring true for everything (“guilty pleasure” is a phrase people use for a very broad range of things after all) but it’s still a good self-reflection exercise - even, and maybe *especially*, if you don’t think it applies to you.
We are often (indirectly) taught that things traditionally seen as masculine are worth more than things traditionally seen as feminine - just think about someone who knows a lot about World War Two and then think about someone who knows a lot about pop music. Both have in-depth knowledge about a specific subject… but we would often instinctively assume the first one is a highly educated man and the second is a girl who has a silly little hobby. These beliefs are not something we’d sign off on consciously, they’re more “automatic” thoughts we learned to have.
The good thing about that is that you can also unlearn these thoughts! The trick is to pull them out of that “automatic reaction” zone and consciously question them.
So, the next time you call something a guilty pleasure - no matter if it’s pop music, romantic comedies, an interest in beauty and fashion, keeping up with celebrity news, baking, crafts etc. - ask yourself: is it really something to feel guilty about, or is it just something traditionally seen as feminine?
With all my love,
Your Tumblr Dad
my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can't see glass, but it just isn't an issue for them
totally unbothered
So from the dragon's point of view, every once in a while, glitter magically showers down around them with a pleasant tinkling noise.
His strength is that he is biscuits
This animal looks like someone poured dog into a polar bear mold
i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck
please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must.
Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.
hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard
Drew this cutie over the course of a day! This is opal from mlp, rarity's cat
joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag
"papyrus doesnt know what sex is" is nothing "solid snake doesnt know what sex is" is an instant killer
nothing but respect for my ace king
Technically speaking according to Doom lore, Doomguy is qualified to become the Pope.
nothing but respect for my ace pope
apple of my eyOW
saw apprentice show n tell. john shows his model train set. amanda shares paintings from her online watercolor class. hoffman shows everyone the place where he sewed up his own face and his squishmallows. lawrence shows photos from his honeymoon. william tells a long story about how he met bruno mars (revealed later to be completely fabricated). jill shares the hard cider she’s been distilling in the back of the warehouse.
and logan isn't here
logan is on a fifteen minute time out because he called amanda’s paintings “fucking amateur”
r/jigsaw in the saw universe must be crazy. random teenagers pitching their ideas for traps. theories about what happened to lawrence gordon. posts like “i want to make my own short film about my original trap, will john kramer trap me for this.” assholes getting dogpiled over “how do i get john kramer to trap my coworker.” people condemning the whole subreddit for being in bad taste. adam on his alt adding fuel to the fire. it would be a shitshow. i need a fic immediately.
@reawakenedskustle
i will ALWAYS support bobby dagen hate on this blog. it is ALWAYS morally correct
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I'm just gonna say it. That one public trap was weird publicity. Like, I KNOW that Jigsaw works in scare tactics, but that was just distasteful.
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But it was pretty tho :3c
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The fact that there are still active aesthetic blogs dedicated to the most disgusting, exploitative killer ever is TRULY baffling
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I'm sorry, did you just imply that Jigsaw is worse than JEFFREY DAHMER???
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This kind of discourse is the exact reason why I left the jigsaw side of tumblr. You're all fucking delusional
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Are we just. Not gonna talk about the fact that @truecrimemorelikefalsecr got fucking got??
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Lmao
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I hate to be "that guy" but TECHNICALLY Jigsaw isn't a murderer.
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Another one bites the dust
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Welp. A real-life jigsaw killer interacting with my posts was not on this year's bingo card
