dr. fuckboy

KC Guthrie. First Year Pre-Med at Smithdale University

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text to kc.

Brie: yeah, it's whatever

Brie: omg kc

Brie: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN MAKE MYSELF GROW ANY TALLER AND LIKE...DON'T REALLY WANNA GET ANY BIGGER AROUND MY DUDE. lol.

Brie: tru

Brie: GOD I HOPE SO

Brie: HEY MAYBE I CAN BE A DOCTOR TOO \o/ lol jk

Brie: aweh babes...i can come over this weekend...and we can cuddle up on the couch and take a bath together or something else really relaxing, you know? if you're down for that! c:

KC: IT WASNT AN INSULT IT WAS JUST AN OBSERVATION

KC: no dont be a doctor. doctors suck

KC: yeah for sure

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text to kc.

Brie: omg

Brie: SORRY lol

Brie: I still don't feel like...awesome, but it's a whole hell of a lot better than this morning.

Brie: stooooooooppppppppppp. you're sweet but nah. lol.

Brie: totally true.

Brie: also, oh my god so i'm fucking passing english with an A right now and i don't know how. i can barely type a text without stupid typos and shit like what have you done to me, guthrie?

Brie: other than that, what have you been up to? i feel like i haven't seen you in a week even though it's been like, a couple of days.

KC: i'm sorry b that sucks

KC: that wasn't even a compliment it was just a statement. you're so smol

KC: so not as reckless as you could be

KC: my #gifted-ness is rubbing off on you apparently

KC: a fuckton of homework mostly. like, the semesters barely back and somehow i'm already drowning in essays and dumbass discussion posts.

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text to kc.

Brie: so i woke up puking this morning

Brie: after like eating so much random crap over the last few days like idek what's wrong with me and having stomach cramps a little

Brie: so i freaked out and took a pregnancy test, but it wasn't positive.

Brie: i'm just a fatass with a lot of drainage and allergies that forgets to take her meds.

Brie: and by meds i don't mean the antidepressant. i'm good with that. it's the allergy meds.

Brie: that's your daily update from your loving girlfriend. xo.

KC: next time feel free to preface that with "i'm not pregnant but" cause my pre med brain went into full panic mode for a minute there.

KC: also you're not a fatass. like, at all. you're the smallest human being alive so

KC: and that sucks but also of the meds you could forget to take i think allergy meds are much better to miss than antidepressants so theres that

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@brieatthedisco: @doctorkcam I JUST SAID BABY FEVER, NOT LET'S HAVE A BABY...WE BOTH STILL FORGET TO FEED THE CATS WHENEVER I BRING THEM OVER LIKE WE CAN'T DO THAT TO A CHILD.

@brieatthedisco: @doctorkcam our kids would be super gorgeous though tbh like way off in the future.

@doctorkcam: @brieatthedisco excuse you i did a good job with ty so

@doctorkcam: @brieatthedisco lets not go thinkin of things

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@heartbreakfrank: this week my baby is an eggplant

@heartbreakfrank: will this app ever stop referring to my human child as vegetables

@heartbreakfrank: i'm also REALLY enjoying the insomnia

@brieatthedisco: @heartbreakfrank literally kc is gonna see this and SCREAM but you're giving me baby fever so badly and i didn't think it was possible for me to get baby fever after baby sitting my niece (no offense @ hope).

@brieatthedisco: @heartbreakfrank listen i've had insomnia from anxiety off and on for years like bring on pregnancy (and drew now also screaming bc of this tweet).

@doctorkcam: @heartbreakfrank @brieatthedisco not today satan

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★

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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⭐️Bryce

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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⭐️Will

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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text to kc.

Brie: you're really sweet. c:

Brie: and don't worry, you annoy me too. lmfao.

Brie: why do i scare you though? -devil emoji- or confuse you? haha.

Brie: And what the heck do you have to apologize for? You're like...perfect.

KC: i'm alright

KC: you're scary! and confusing!

KC: for being annoying and an asshole duh

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★

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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Send my character a ★ and I’ll bold everything they feel toward your character.

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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text to brie

Brie: no, it's okay.

Brie: is there anything i can do to help?

Brie: yeah

Brie: like...she's been rude to me before, but never in such a blatantly disrespectful way, you know?

Brie: thank you

Brie: i'm not mad at you, i promise.

Brie: i love you.

Brie: just let me know if you need me at all, okay?

KC: no its fine i'll deal with it

KC: shes not like this like shes not petty i swear. and if she was gonna just get like this i dont get why she'd be like this with you and me like i swear this isnt even like dumb boy thinking girl who is into him isnt into him like i promise shes not into me so i dont get it

KC: okay good

KC: you deserve good things im sorry this the response youre getting right now for your song

KC: yeah thanks

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text to brie

Brie: i kind of like...

Brie: i feel like i should be used to this feeling right now...of like

Brie: having to lie down and take something when i actually didn't start it...but i haven't? and it sucks? like i spent months on that song and she just gets to make fun of it on social media and make me look bad but i'm the one getting told not to say anything back to her.

Brie: i really tried being nice about it, but it's like...the more i thought about how much that song means to me and how long it took me not only to write BOTH the music and the lyrics for it...but then to build up the courage to actually post it not knowing what you'd think of it...i got really mad about it.

Brie: i never wanted to take you away from her in any way, and if she feels like i am...i'd totally be willing to like...work something out? i'm sorry for upsetting you...and i'll try to do better...but yeah, i'd be willing to work something out, as weird as that sounds...but not when she's doing what she did yesterday like, she can make fun of me and my hair/clothes/attitude/likes/dislikes whatever but when she starts messing with my music is when i start getting angry because it's the one thing other than dance that i really pour everything out into and it's what i'm planning on attempting to make some kind of a living off of.

Brie: idk i know i'm rambling again and i apologize for that too...but i'm just really uncomfortable right now.

Brie: i also totally understand if you just wanna read receipt this and go on too.

KC: brie im not upset with you like at all i promise and im sorry cause its a shitty situation im just freaked

KC: theres something wrong with her and i dont know what it is and its freaking me out im sorry

KC: you have every right to be upset bc she shouldnt have done that shes just mad about something i guess i dont even know

KC: i dont know whats wrong

KC: i loved the song

KC: and i wish i could talk to her about it but shes not being very receptive right now and youre the reasonable one right now and i just. please be reasonable. im sorry. im really sorry i just dont know what to do to help her but you getting mad isnt gonna help anyone

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text to chirp chirp

Cricket: why not mr guthrie

KC: hmm i dont know

KC: but i bet theres more to it than just that

KC: you're not really the drinking on your own type

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text to brie

KC: hey look im pissed at cricket too i am and i get that what she did was kinda fucked but theres something else going on here so if you could lay off her i'd appreciate it

KC: like i really dont want to be that guy and i know i seem like that guy cause she was being shitty and im really sorry but i know cricket and she wouldnt say something shitty about/to you really. she wouldnt. so i have to believe that theres something deeper happening in her life that shes not telling me about and i just

KC: i dont wanna think about anything making that worse for her

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text to chirp chirp

Cricket: oh

Cricket: i already drank more than that

KC: and why are we drinking tonight ms oliver

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text to chirp chirp

Cricket: calculating the amount of alcohol i can consume without throwing up

KC: its less than you think it is

KC: i remember that from the twilight hate watch