NSFW questions to ask based on your phone battery %
1% How many people have you had sex with?
2% Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?
3% With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?
4% What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?
5% What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?
6% Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?
7% Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?
8% Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?
9% If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?
10% Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11% How would you describe your sexuality using only adjectives (describing words–busy, fluffy, squishy, etc.)?
12% Have you ever been in a queer relationship?
13% Have you ever been in a straight relationship?
14% If you aren’t straight, how and when did you realise you weren’t?
15% Are you out to everyone you know?
16% Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?
17% If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?
18.% Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?
19% Describe your first queer kiss.
20% What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?
21% Are you happy with your body?
22% What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?
23% What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?
24% Do you have stretch marks? Where?
25% Describe your nipples in too much detail.
26% Cut or uncut? For girls do you have a preference?
27% Longest dry streak after you lost your virginity?
28% Describe your size, Guys penis, girls breasts
29% Have you tasted your self? Did you like it?
30% Favorite body part on your preferred sex?
31% Describe your most unusual/taboo fantasy.
32% Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?
33% Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasised about?
34% Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?
35% Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?
36% When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?
37% Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?
38% Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?
39% Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?
40% Describe your most sexy fantasy.
41% How do you feel about BDSM?
42% What’s your most unusual kink?
43% In an SM context, do you prefer giving pain, or receiving it?
44% Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?
45% Describe your most recent bondage experience.
46% In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?
47% Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?
48% Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?
49% Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?
50% How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?
51% Do you like squirting
52% Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?
53% Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?
54% Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.
55% How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?
56% Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?
57% Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?
58% Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?
59% What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?
60% Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?
61% Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?
62% What’s your favourite position in which to receive oral?
63% Describe your oral sex technique.
64% Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?
65% Describe the worst oral sex you’ve ever received.
66% Describe the best oral sex you’ve ever received.
67% Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?
68% How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?
69% Do you like 69ing?
70% Can you deep-throat?
71% Do you like it in the butt?
72% What’s the strangest object you’ve had in your butt?
73% Do you enjoy being rimmed?
74% Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?
75% Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.
76% Do you like doing stuff to other people’s butts?
77% (Prostate-owners) Have you ever received a prostate massage?
78% Do you own any buttplugs?
79% Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?
80% Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?
81% Do you have sex with music in the background
82% Have you ever had sex with more than one person?
83% Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?
84% Do you enjoy watching your partner(s) having sex with others?
85% Lights on or off?
86% Do you own any sex toys
87% Have you or would you ever do a gangbang?
88% Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?
89% Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?
90% Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?
**BONUS DARES**
91% Post a selfie.
92% Post a naked selfie.
93% Tag your biggest tumblr crush.
94% Post your follower count.
95% Press ctrl-v, and post whatever comes up.
96% Tag your top five followers.
97% Post your most recent Facebook status here.
98% Post the last SMS you received.
99% Post the last SMS you sent.
100% Your choice of question
Please do iiiiit.
Go for it omg my inbox has been dead
