Phebo

Not good tbh

[pangur-and-grim]

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

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worked with dogs for a long time, I had two favorite mixes

1.) Great Pyrenees/husky to answer the question “what’s the most fur a dog could have?”

2.) Great Dane/mastiff to answer the question “what if a dog was a horse?”

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Spoke to Mitch McConnell today for about 20 minutes on a wide variety of topics. He’s improving slowly with the best healthcare that America has to offer, but he personally told me that if he doesn’t make it, he wants every single dollar of his fortune donated to charities supporting immigrants, LGBTQ+, and reproductive healthcare.

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I’m tired boss

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Pray. Just pray.

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I’m tired boss

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Daaaay niiiiine let’s give it up for daaaay niiiiiine

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no longer funny, it’s a six minute process to get dressed to take the dog out. This is Virginia, not the tundra. I will complain 60x as much when it is hot and humid this summer

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we need more autistic jocks btw. jocks who are obsessive nerds about their sport of choice. jocks who are rigid about their workout routines and obsessed with the math of performance statistics and nutrition and reps. jocks who don't have time for alcohol or misogyny because why are you guys chugging beer and trash talking we need to be TRAINING. guy with no tolerance for homophobia because Teammate Trevor is an integral part of the strategy play who cares who he's dating

more jocks whose sole interest is playing the game to the very best of their ability, and infodumping doing a play-by-play review immediately afterwards at the sports bar while his teammates are trying to just get drunk and decompress

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thanks to this post I am learning things about baseball against my will 👍

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this is just my dating history

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Daaaay niiiiine let’s give it up for daaaay niiiiiine

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I had roasted veggies and a protein for dinner and I don’t hate myself any less AND it took forever to make AND forever to clean up from AND left me exhausted and miserable. Who is eating three decent meals a day. This is the biggest pile of bullshit ever. Euthanize me

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The best/funniest part of being single in your 30s is when someone hits you with the “wyd?” text at 8pm

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the cute part about living in an older apartment building is that if you wake up later than your neighbors, the water pipes are pre-warmed for you ❤️❤️

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Caamp has now shown up on two new TV shows (Task, Stick) I’ve watched in the last few months, and I am so HAPPYYYYY. I have been shoving this band down every one of my friends’ and family members’ throats for -almost- a DECADE and they are finally getting their flowers!!!!!!!!!!

If anyone from caamp reads this, I hope you make some mf DOUGH And that the happiness and security that brings helps you make a couple more fast/upbeat songs

But let’s be real I’ll listen to whatever you produce.

LET’S GOOOO

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This sounds like I’m abusing people via Caamp, but some of them actually go to their concerts on the reg now and you best believe I watch every video they send me. So if you see someone filming a quick video on their phone at a caamp concert, stfu, it might be for meeeeee

[phebo]

Caamp has now shown up on two new TV shows (Task, Stick) I’ve watched in the last few months, and I am so HAPPYYYYY. I have been shoving this band down every one of my friends’ and family members’ throats for -almost- a DECADE and they are finally getting their flowers!!!!!!!!!!

If anyone from caamp reads this, I hope you make some mf DOUGH And that the happiness and security that brings helps you make a couple more fast/upbeat songs

But let’s be real I’ll listen to whatever you produce.

LET’S GOOOO

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❤️❤️ do not comply in advance, do not silence yourself in advance ❤️❤️

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If I were president of the US, I would not be walking out in DC trying to show off right now. Not because of the very recent event but because we’re going through a spotted lantern fly invasion right now and there would 100% be 24hr news coverage featuring montages of me crying each time they jumped at me played on loop. I’d be telling people “yeah it’s security concerns 😕😕😕 indoor events only” just for coverage

[animentality]

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Damn, extremely prejudiced and uninformed take making big waves on tumblr. Gather round, children, here is the group of people you are allowed to throw rocks at today without feeling bad about it or checking yourself.

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season 3 of outlander during my bedridden post op media adventure

1. Every time they say “200 year old baby” I think of baby Benjamin button and it’s sending me

2. Claire *literally* cannot stop killing people. Excited for her evolution honestly. Get em girl.

I still think she should have brought some modern weapons back with her, just for fun and to fuck with people. Instead of just like penicillin. She could definitely have fit a pistol or a grenade or something in there too.

Jamie reaching into Claire’s bag after she says “I have something in my doctor’s bag for this”: