Doctor Oobleck

#doctor oobleck #bartholomew oobleck #rwby #oobleck #doctoroobleck

< Appears from the shadows >

…really?

howlingday

Goodwitch: Professor Ozpin, I would like to use the intercom to ask which absolute moron thought it would be a good idea to order pizza to the school.

Ozpin: Ah, yes. That would be me.

Goodwitch: Why?! As the headmaster of Beacon, you should know better!

Port: Why did you order pizza?

Oobleck: Did you have a good reason?

Ozpin: Of course I did!

Ozpin: ...

Ozpin: I had a craving for it.

Oobleck: That's... That's not a good excuse.

Goodwitch: CONTROL YOURSELF, YOU MORON!

howlingday

Oobleck: (Patting Antiquity's Roast) Alright, children, listen well! If you wish to become excellent huntsmen and huntresses, there are a few things you must understand!

Oobleck: Fail to secure a sanctuary? That's a crucifixion!

Oobleck: Showing an iota of cowardice? That's a crucifixion!

Qrow: Hey, Bart.

Oobleck: Wh-?! What are you doing here?! Aren't you supposed to be in Mistral?

Qrow: Yeah, but Atlas showed up.

Oobleck: So you just... abandoned your post?

Qrow: Sure did~!

Qrow: (Crucified)

Oobleck: (To class) Oh, you better believe that's a crucifixion! (Class cheers)

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Hello again. I really miss talking to you and firebluevixen. 👋 (cinnamon-pineforest (Using that tag because it's more familiar to you. I use my reblog blog more now.))

( Yeah… there were some good times and there are points that do miss it also)

Daily Reminders

Hydrate before you diedrate

( caffeinated beverages do not count)

You are an amazing person and you deserve many good things

Get some vitamin D and fresh air at least a little today

Make sure you eat actual food at least twice today

if you have medication, take that sh** it’s okay if you forgot it happens to the best of us but take it now.

Spend at least five minutes, just breathing, take those moments for yourself.

As someone who is older, do a little bit of stretching if you can, it will help you in the long run.

You’re doing great, take your time

#doctor oobleck #daily reminder #stay hydrated

OMG You're back!!!

Mun: now I don’t know if I’m fully back I was just doing a little cleaning up and found my old laptop, which had my login into this account and decided to take a look around.

*confused screaming*

Hello!!!

HEYKIDSWANNASEEADEADBODY?!

Greetings and salutations everybody

I feel it’s probably known, but I felt I should put it in writing just to be safe

I am going to be leaving this blog and pretty much the RP community all together, I’ve been quiet for sometime now, because life has gotten busy with many things, but I wanted to say that it has been so much fun creating the stories here.

We’ve gone through so many different types of stories everything from random silliness to adoption, a full-blown wedding, children, battles, evil twins, and etc.

I want to thank so many people that the list would go on for a while, but I’m thanking every single one of you that helped me tell the stories, even if it was just like a random Ask that sprouted something fun, I thank you for that and I thank you for letting me create and meet some absolutely amazing people some I still call great friends.

I’m going to leave the blog up if anyone wants to go back and reminisce, but I won’t really be posting anything ever again but I just wanted to say thank you one last time

It was a beautiful, wonderful hell of a ride

I wish all of you the best in the future. May you be well may you be healthy and may your smiles never fade.

Thank you sincerely Richard the Mun

Formally known as Doctor Oobleck.

Signing off

#Thank You #Doctor Oobleck #goodbye

howlingday

Oobleck: I'm a medium, by the way. Fans send in extra large, and I can't wear it because it's too big.

Port: I'm a double XL. Fans send me large clothes, thinking I'm a petite, little boy, when in fact I am a very, very large man.

#rwby #bartholomew oobleck #ten minute power hour #peter port #doctor oobelck

lieu-rey

I had another idea and I had to ask.

Oobleck 1A pleass, he is so good in your style, your Oobleck art gives me life <3

thank youuu😭

#rwby oobleck #dr oobleck #doctor oobelck

cara-kira

Another painting practice from while back. I tried something with a funky color scheme lol

#rwby bartholomew oobleck #rwby dr oobleck #rwby doctor oobleck #doctor oobleck #bartholomew oobleck

In Ooblecks classroom the air ducts suddenly start clanging loudly as if someone is inside them, constantly hitting herself in the tight area. There’s also swearing, complaining, and the sound of an partially insane woman arguing with herself. @alphabeowolf-ism

Oobleck sat at his desk confused at first but when he heard familiar voice echoing from the air ducks he rolled his eyes with a smirk and started digging around in his desk for something

Where did I put that thing? …ah there it is

Oobleck pulled out a small water gun but kept it hidden behind him

More clanging and angry complaints are heard as Ava attempted to move inside the air duct. “Ow! Fucking sucks! How do spies do this? Ow! Stop poking me Bob, it’s a tight fit I know!”

The air duct finally opened as Ava popped her head out. “Ha! Finally got into the room and it’s…….. Not empty.”

Oobleck stood up and had a confused look when he heard the name and whispered to himself

Who the fuck is Bob?

When Ava plopped down Oobleck quickly took aim and sprayed Ava right between the eyes with water from the water gun

And got ya, Ava strong you may be but a rogue you are not.

Oobleck let out a chuckle before putting the water gun away and sitting down

Ava let’s out loud squeak after being shot in the face with water and and falls out of the air duct and into the class room with a thud. “Ow! What are you doing here you big nerd? Shouldn’t you be home?”

Following Ava is a Seer with a sticky note on it with BOB written in all capitals.

I’m finishing up a few things here before I head home and it’s easier to finish up work quickly here.

Oobleck sipped his coffee

And may I ask what are you doing here? And Bob?

Ava stands up quickly, and it’s easy to tell she’s attempting to look stealthy. Wearing all black with a black headband.

“I am clearly acting as a spy. A ninja if you will Bart. And Bob here is my assistant. Just ignore him and his recording.”

You have an assistant now? Oh Oum above

Oobleck took a sip of his coffee

Ava if you’re looking to work on your stealth skills to be a spy or a “ninja” if you will you have to be a bit more dexterous and quiet when attempting an entry especially secret one. Slick leathers are your best bet they give you a bit of protection but they are quiet, nothing with studs or any metal.

Oobleck stopped and shakes his head for a moment

Wait, why are you attempting to do this?

“Of course I have an assistant, I am awesome. And your comments are noted.” Ava smirked and stuck her tongue out at Bart.

“The reason is on a need to know basis, and you don’t need to know Bart. Let’s just say I’ve got a plan to get rich.”

Really Ava I get Rich quick scheme? Please don’t tell me you’re robbing a bank. Ava if you need some help with money you know you can always come talk to me and Red,

Oobleck Rubbed the bridge of his nose for a moment before taking another sip of his coffee

Honestly you can, some folks have been worried one baby‘s expensive enough we have two but honestly we’re doing good, I had a generous savings beforehand if you need help we’re here.

Ozpin suddenly bursts into Ooblecks office and slammed the door shut. His white shirt and blue jeans are covered in flour and sprinkles and frosting were in his hair. He looked a bit panicked. “Bart, I will literally increase your salary if you let me hide in here.” (@headmaster-leski-ozpin)

Oobleck was sitting in his office going over the lesson plan for next year when he was startled by the sudden entrance into his office, he looked at his friend and wanted to laugh a little but held back and just raise his eyebrow while taking a sip of his coffee before he asked

“ increase my salary you say? Wait I need more info… hide? If you’re hiding from Glynda and your responsibility’s again keep me out of it I don’t wanna be involved”

Oobleck said as he sat back in his chair

“I’m not hiding from my responsibilities. At least, not my job related ones again. I’m hiding from-”

“Big brother Leski! Where are you?! I got more tasty treats for you to try!” Cried a cheerful female voice from outside.

Ozpin stiffened and began to panic. “I’m trying to hide from one of my little sisters. I can’t take any more of her version of ‘sibling-baking-time’.”

“Where are you big brother?!”

“Barty, please, let me hide out here.”

As soon as Oobleck Heard the voice from the other side of the door a sly smirk crawled across his face as he whispered back to Ozpin

“Seems like you’re in a bit of a tough situation so I won’t be too cruel , I think a raise & a weeks worth of vacation time added on to my contract will keep my lips sealed…I mean unless…”

Oobleck fakes taking a big breath like he’s about to shout and make Ozpins hiding spot know

Upon hearing Ooblecks requirement’s Oz began to go over everything in his head. Raising three kids was time consuming and pricey, even if the eldest child was in her teen years already. A raise would be beneficial to him and his family. A week of vacation added to his contract wouldn’t exactly be a problem.

When Oobleck took a breath Oz panicked. “Don’t. Okay, okay, I’ll do it. Just, please make the raise an reasonable amount so Glynda doesn’t get mad at me.”

“Oh Leeeskiiiii! Come out, come out wherever you are!” The female voice was getting closer.

“Barty, please.”

Oobleck smiled and sat up straight and looked directly at Ozpin

I could take care of explaining it to Glynda no problem, she has said I deserve a raise with everything I’ve been through at the school for a few years now that’s no problem.

Oobleck points to his closet

You can hide in there in case she comes in here and I can lock it behind you for safe measure

Oobleck then holds out his hand for a confirmation hand shake

You have a deal, now quickly hide. Don’t make me regret this

Ozpin nodded and shook his hand. “Deal and thank you so much.”

With that said he quickly climbed into the closet and shut the door. Just as he did that there was a knock on the office door. The headmaster stiffened upon hearing the knock. That rhythm was the same one his sister used.

Oobleck used to semblance to quickly lock the door behind Ozpin and then placed the key in the hidden spot in his desk, he then walked to his office door slowly

One moment…

Oobleck slowly opens the door a little and stuck his head out

Hello?

A girl was the one who knocked. She had gray hair with pink highlights and brown eyes. Her outfit consisted of a pink poofy dress and a white and pink frilly apron. A basket hung from her arm and a huge grin was plastered on her face.

"Hello! I'm Pinkamina Ozpin. But, you can call me Pinkie. I'm looking for my big brother Leski. I think he's your boss. He's a bit shorter than you and looks like me. Well, he's a boy. So, he doesn't look exactly like me. I'm the cute one. Have you seen him?"

Oh hello there Pinkie pleasure to meet your acquaintance, Yes He’s my boss even though I am smarter then him

Oobleck chuckles

I saw him much earlier in the day like in the morning but nothing recently, are you playing a game? Hide & seek? Or is he just being silly and running around?

Pinkie giggled. "I think he is. We were having a lot of fun baking tasty treats and trying them. But, when I finished my batch of chocolate cupcakes he ran off. So, I'm looking for him. If he wanted to play hide and seek he should've just said so. I love playing games like hide and seek!"

She peeked around him to peer into the room. When she saw nothing she looked back at him. "Well, if you see him tell him Pinkie is looking for him." She reached into her basket and pulled out a chocolate cupcake. "Here, have a cupcake. I call these my 'ultimate chocolate' cupcakes! It's a chocolate cupcake with a chocolate ganache filling, chocolate icing, chocolate sprinkles, and chocolate syrup drizzled on top of it."

Without any warning, she shoved it right into his mouth. "Here you go. Enjoy it!"

With that done she skipped away happily. "Big brother Leski, where are you?! Come out, come out wherever you are!"