plot-essential seagull existentialism

rob. ace, non-binary, they/them. historian and translator. find me on ao3 as TheGoodDoctor. find me on instagram by asking nicely. find me irl in england or wales, on a hill, looking at the sea.

[doctors-star]

i know not why or wherefore but

On promises, and compromises.

it's been raining a lot in the uk lately, and i love folk music. here's a fic about those things, more or less. also helen and siegfried, again, who compel me.

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[only-cat-memes]

[dogpuppy]

[wumbsie]

needy little rock

[3000s]

true

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[sophsun1]

Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

[nariarts]

got Statler and Waldorf'd by 2 older ladies today

got in the lift carrying my new bass and one went, 'you gonnae play us a tune on the way down?' and got chatting about how their family in Shetland used to play instruments, and those who didn't had to learn to tell stories

then i held the door open for them and one went 'aw he's gonnae want a tip now'

the other went, 'here's my tip; play louder!' and walked off laughing

10/10 gid patter

[astriiformes]

The other thing about meeting my wife on this website is I've seen multiple friends today reblog a post about how some mutuals you eventually transition to using their given name and some you never do, and the thing is. The woman I am legally married to is in the latter category.

[kuttithevangu]

In folk music men are always dying in industrial accidents and women are always haunting stuff. What if a woman dies in an industrial accident and a man walks these hills in a long black veil. What then

[mysteryteacup]

Honestly they'd both die less without the long veils. Those are workplace hazards

[weaselle]

[shih-coulda-had-it]

au where ryland grace is canadian

[shih-coulda-had-it]

the apologizerrrrr

[rustybottlecap]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

There is… a lot going on here.

[random-brushstrokes]

Jacob Löfgren - Storm over Sandhamn (1943)

[funny-tik-toks]