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[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

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[barbie-cock]

this is a very very good video

[dumdolly]

omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while

[doctorwhoooeeeeeoooo]

bernie sanders: *speaks*

hillary clinton: ^RT

[peachified]

friendly reminder that “your grades don’t define you“ doesn’t mean that slacking off in school is fine, it means that you should be proud of what you HAVE achieved and not get too hung up over a bad grade every now and again.

[howyougetthefangirl-deactivated]

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

[poptartswiftie-deactivated20150]

This is so kind of them

[behaave]

[dovalbun]

RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with 

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’

[tendertobehold]

[lordeddardstark]

where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality

[violaslayvis]

[jasongrace]

[shamebots]

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

[queerjock]

“you need to go on a diet”

[kanyelifevest]

2013

[harryfeatgaga]

What about yaaaaaas gaga

[97gigi]

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

[godless-faith]

Finally someone said it.

[october31st1981]

Lily and James using kisses as study motivation by kissing each other every time they have the correct answer. 

It works pretty well until they have a prefect meeting and someone asks James when the next Hogsmeade weekend is, and he says, “The first weekend of February,” and Lily says, “Correct!” before snogging him in front of everyone. 

[ordinaryair-deactivated20180813]

[inspodior]

I N S P O D I O R

[doctorwhoooeeeeeoooo]

baby: n-, n-,

parents: what are you trying to say? no? nice??

baby: n-, n-, nancy jo, this is alexis neiers calling. i'm calling to let you know how disappointed i am in your story. there’s many things that i read in here that were false, like you saying that i wore six inch louboutins heels to court with my tweed skirt, when i wore four inch little brown bebe shoes

parents: 29 DOLLARS!!!!!