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they/them. 30’s. i love blocking.

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[himynamesisnotemail]

[ymutate]

Stephen Kenny

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Inkshield

Silverquill’s elite know how to offer a scathing rebuttal without uttering a word.

Artist: Jarel Threat TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[barbie-cock]

I have won with this card…many times. It is always satisfying.

[ymutate]

Lockwood de Forest (American, 1850-1932)

'York Harbor, Maine, at Sunset'

Oil on canvas, 53.3 x 76.2 cm

Private collection

[gentlekiss]

gk

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[earhartsease]

[assassinregrets]

[bombjack]

[kushblazer666]

[afbcb]

#Spicy Muffaletta Sandwich.

[regexkind]

Me: Dear Dr, please give me the drugs that will restore me to the full range of abilities, which I will then use for a series of life-ruining decisions

My Dr, if they were based: go hog-fuckin-wild babe. Complimentary stick of beeswax lip balm impregnated with cocaine, on the house,

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[celaquinn-ichard]

The cleanomorph

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[jmtorres]

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

[demon-and-human]

Hello I would like to add to the confusion:

That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

⬆️ morning glory

[huehueiamabaguette]

wait so if thats morning glory what is this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[delphinidin4]

*Puts hand over gaud’s mouth* It’s a butterfly pea. Please ignore the Latin name.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*licks ur palm* i won’t be silenced THE PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW

[enchantedbook]

Banquet of Mermaids, by Ryoko Kimura

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[animentality]

[cryptid-stimming]

Source

[Image ID: four gifs of 'Red Beach' on Hormoz Island, Iran. The island has high levels of hematite (iron oxide) which causes the sand and soil to be a deep red color. In three gifs there are shots of the waves crashing on the beach, the sand appearing almost black and sparkling and the waves look red. In gif four a person is holding a handful of sand and lets it fall through their fingers onto the beach below.]