Just bones my dude!

Did you know you can drink lava? but only once. Raphael | 27 | they/them or he/him

[3000s]

im an adult man who lives a cuteness lifestyle

[correctopinionhaver]

And he called himself Warriormale. He ran a blog that was officially about martial arts, but everyone knew it was really about him exploring his deep-seated homosexual urges.

[sivavakkiyar]

“drop the damn towel kennedy!” he’d say…and we’d cheer, oh we’d cheer…

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[blackcatbone]

i'm always saying this

[thecryptkeeper]

tomorrow is a new day and we’ll approach it together

[cozy2000]

time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

[targetedknowledge]

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear

[fromthemouthofkings]

age 111: Bilbo Baggins themed birthday party

[l3thalp3tal]

[dogpuppy]

[glubby]

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

[lemon-wedges]

POV: Its 2011 and your best friend just came over to tell you about this old album he was able to get imported. Its called All the Right Reasons by Nickelback

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[say0ranarts]

REACH OUT TO THE TRUTH📺