木漏れ日

Oliver | 19 | trans

[anxietyproblem]

[glamgf]

me: i hate boys

some crusty fuckboy: not me tho right

[onemilliondraculas]

i have two moods and they are gay and nervous

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

Look what you fuckers did

[gahdamnpunk]

She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

how the fuck is it december this week 

[jenkristofu]

[whiskyrunner]

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

[liminallyric-deactivated2015030]

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

[cellarspider]

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

[thedragoninmygarage]

[nico-incognito]

[alfaangel]

[unexpected-caller]

Me and my future wife

[hiphopatihop]

OMG yes 100%

[anchovy]

My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this

[anchovy]

Update:

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[itchiez-deactivated20221227]

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

[catchymemes]

This adorable proposal.

[daftpenstartedover]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!

[cockopedia]

This made my whole damn day

[spacepearl]

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

[fathippyfeminist-deactivated201]

[blacktwittercomedy]

[onlinepup]

i luv bein disgusting and an angel at the same time

[yassmines]

i wish i could sit in an empty white room with this video projected on the walls floor and ceiling playing non stop on a loop until i die