[bitter---wing]

i was born weird and i will die fucking weird

[lakevida]

its so beautiful to see a coworker high as fuck on the clock

[tayloralison]

back in my day we lost flappy bird

[vyvilha]

love when werewolf transformation is shown as painful. hell yeah baby i want to become my true self and i want it to hurt

[my-castles-crumbling]

Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.

[guerrillatech]

[mosslingg]

im on season 2 and this is what I've gathered so far

[gemsandjunk]

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[catfindr]

[triangleguy]

why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

[crispapples]

I baked some beetle bread!! <3

[fiyerotigelar]

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

[cherriesnkisses]

“fortunate” and “president trump” being in the same sentence when i open the tiktok app was absolutely not on my 2025 bingo card

[lunehowls]

MAG176

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

[wizardarchetypes]

started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

[el-smacko]

“monsterfucking is second nature to us tumblrites, so it’s easy for us to forget that the average person probably only wants to fuck Pyramidhead and one or two xenonorphs”

[veritas-vicious-deactivated2026]

Getting to know me isn't easy, but is it worth it? Also, no.