Does That Ever Work?

ALRIGHT. Here is the deal: I’m on Tinder and OkCupid, legitimately trying this whole online dating thing out, BUT I have yet to meet up with anyone because I get dumb ass messages like these. I’m not on it to troll anyone, but if they’re gonna be like that, then I’m gonna be like this. Shout out to straightwhiteboystexting and isuckattinder.

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Update

Hey everyone! It’s been a while since I updated. I started getting less creepy messages and less interesting people who I actually wanted to get to know, so I decided I wanted to take a break in December. Just as I was about to quit, I started talking to this guy who I went on a few dates with and started to really like. Guess what? He’s my boyfriend :) Going on almost five months now and I’m so happy with him. Who says you can’t find love off Tinder?

Since it’s the new year, Picturelife, an awesome photo storage service has been showing me “pics from a year ago,” and it’s a lot of screen shots I haven’t put up, so I’m gonna spend some time putting them up. Hope you enjoy them. I know I did.

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Sorry for the lack of updates. Currently compiling screenshots from months ago. You're all beautiful and hopefully not gross. <3

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18 Tinder Messages That Went From 0 To 100, Real Quick

"0 to 100" is the name of a Drake song and also apparently the messaging strategy of the straight boys on Tinder. [NSFW language]

Made the list TWICE. #10 AND 11! Can't take all the credit; y'all dudes are nasty!

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Got a bunch of followers overnight, so I’m gonna use this time to pimp my dear friend and Tinder spiritual guide, Dan and his site, I Suck At Tinder.

He’s been featured on sites like Playboy, Jezebel, and more because he’s a funny, funny boy. Right swipe him if you see him.

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Worst prize ever.

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Edit: Woke up to an influx of likes and followers on this post where I only posted his first message. Here is an updated response for those of you into silly numbers.

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Bruh.

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Well, that escalated quickly.