irritating dog in training

* alt blog for reblogs. main is @howling-squire

[dogeatsmoss]

(It's what they call "you.")

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intro post yippiee

hello everynyan. im kris

my pronouns are fluid ish. they/them constant but sometimes i also like it/its (also slightly correlated with kinshifts. huzzah.)

extra info below ↓

byi!:

im fictionkin. this is a kin blog. im not really roleplaying. i dont mind roleplayers interacting though its all good

im very nervous, especially around people (especially Especially those i dont know well.) i can be fickle to contact due to this. sorry. persistence works well with me. pleasee don't hate me or get passive agressive or anything i am trying!!;;;;;. if u take any part of this intro to heart let it be this

im 17 be normal please

i am aroacespec. i dont date. im in love with all my friends. ect ect. again, please be normal

ambivalent with doubles, feel free to interact but i might be nervous

also peaceful with yumeshippers. be normal about me being 17 and aroacespec and we're good. okiee

im alright with canontalk

i dont partake in syscourse. im a singlet and do not see myself as having a place in those discussions. do not ask me about syscourse.

overall, i tend to limit my engagement with controversial topics.

encouraged:

send asks

tag me in places

strike a friendly conversation

dont:

be mean (i will explode you*)

use feminine terms on me (i will explode you)

please dont vent to me unless we are close & without asking if its okay. not to be cold but i struggle with empathy and i will crumple (i will explode you if this happens more than once)

not a hard boundary but not mentioning the weird route is niceyss. (i wont explode you typically)

(* by explode i mean block or ignore. this goes for Every use of the word in this intro)

please interact

mediamates please please pleaseeee interact. stares pitifully. can be literally anyone

alterhuman/otherkin/fictionfolk/therian/ect wyaaaa

ut/dr fans

neutral about or supportive of fictionkins

dni:

basic criteria

transmeds (regardless of stance on nonbinary/genderfluid/genderqueer/gender-nonconforming people)

ages 20 and over (more of an iwec thing, but like. im so cautious that it might be difficult regardless.)

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[dogeatsmoss]

i had a nightmare #very yikes

[dogeatsmoss]

Hi Kris!!! Waving at you!!!! 👋 - Tenna

OHMYGO TENNA HIIIIIIIIIII waves at you !!!!!!!!!

[wszechmistrz]

Shout out to non-binary people who do want to be seen as a third gender.

Shout out to non-binary people who seek any form of androgyny.

Shout out to non-binary people who have a strong sense of gender and are not completely "opting out" of gender.

Shout out to non-binary people who do want to belong in a certain box and care about labels.

Shout out to non-binary people who care about being misgendered and are not gender-apathetic.

Shout out to non-binary people who consider themselves cis, or neither cis nor trans for any reason.

Shout out to non-binary people who consider themselves cis, or neither cis nor trans due to being intersex.

Shout out to non-binary people whose identity has a reason.

Shout out to ALL nonbinary people who are considered "stereotypical", get little positivity, and every time their identity is mentioned, it's to remind other people they don't have to be like them.

"Nonbinary is not a third gender" for some people it is. "Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny" but we're allowed to desire it. "Being nonbinary is a rebellion against gender roles" if it is for you, cool. But my gender is not a political movement and not everyone feels comfortable with statements like this.

Bonus: shout out to all alloaces, aroallos, and non-SAM aspecs. 99% of all content under asexual or aromantic tags is just aroace stuff

[dogeatsmoss]

Hello. I am also kris. Kris deltarune. Woof woof

tumblr decided to hide this from me for 6 days sorry. hi kris. im kris. kris "dogeatsmoss" dreemurr. woof woof. awoo

[captaindeskadoesstuff21]

"if you don't respect me I won't respect your pronouns" shut the fuck up. if you don't like someone you don't come at their gender identity/preferred pronouns. you're attacking a bigger community rather than attacking the person individually. just say you're transphobic/exorsexist.

[mushymushhh]

Let’s BLEH with TV

[mushymushhh]

* (You and Noelle…)

* (…the book went shut.)

[swagophile]

me if i was a zombie:guhhhhh guhhhhhh

me if i wasna ghost: boooOooooooOOoo

ms if iwas a dracula: va ha ua!

me if i was a wearwolf: AWOOO!

me if i was a frackenstein: buhhh buhhhhh

me if i was a witch; kehehehe!

me if was a ja k o lanfern: idk pumpkins dont teally make noises

Happy Halloween

[dogeatsmoss]

im having so many pains from this being a sideblog. i need to make a new main blog. the Pains the Pains the Pains

[dogeatsmoss]

would you guys love me if i moved to a new blog. this'll be up as an alt . probably for reposts

[howling-squire]

would you guys love me if this was my new blog (and i have to use the web version now)

[dogeatsmoss]

this is me #real. go here my friends. if the blog looks Bad it's because i need to format stuff better and every. okayyyyyy yayyyyyy my friends pls follow me thereeee

[dogeatsmoss]

hi kris!! i was wondering if you would perhaps want to add me on discord .. i want to talk to you more because you seem really fun but tumblr isn’’t α place i’’m frequenting T_T

- noelle !!

ohhhh my freaking goodness i didn't see this earlier im so sorry but YES that works great ‼️‼️‼️ im So sorry ive been so busy AUGH

[dogeatsmoss]

im having so many pains from this being a sideblog. i need to make a new main blog. the Pains the Pains the Pains

[dogeatsmoss]

would you guys love me if i moved to a new blog. this'll be up as an alt . probably for reposts

[king-of-mercury]

I JUST MADE SOME BULLSHIIITTTT!!!/ref

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

* i got my hands on the psychopomp font and its the most wonderful thing ever*

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦

[dogeatsmoss]

im having so many pains from this being a sideblog. i need to make a new main blog. the Pains the Pains the Pains

[dogeatsmoss]

Hii!! Points at you!! Sourcemate spotted 🫵 how are you!!

sourcemate appearance spotted 🫵!!!!!!!! im fighting sleep & ican feel myself losing coherency very very slowly but thankfully the adrenaline of Getting Ask On The Platform Where I Signed Up To Get Asks has awakened me 🎉 so all in (and??? english isnt my first language i donf actually know the idiom LMFAOO) all i am doing Splendidly ‼️ i hope youre doing well, too?

[tvtastic]

YES!! It's me... The #1RatedSalesman1997 (Wow!)

... I believe that may be a sign to head to bed... Take this Oracle as you will however... Prophecies don't always need to be followed, amirite? I say as I play Deltarune until 4 in the morning because I forgot to finish the last chapter and I need That Speedrun before chapter 5 comes out... (Save Me)

MY GAMING STRUGGLES ASIDE, glad you're alright and I'm doing well too! Hope to actually get IN the Dark World today and to stop Fucking Around Hometown like I've been doing for the past 2 days...

How are we feeling about Deltarune in 2 Tomorrows...

[dogeatsmoss]

hii spam tong 👽👽 it was indeed a sign to sleep & i did sleep so #prophecy fulfilledddd

and bro i am Insane about deltarune in twomorrows......... i probably Should play through all the chapters really fast to have a Perfect Save™ (i haven't even gotten the chapter 4 egg Once.....) but i am So ass at the ch1&2 shadow crystal bosses and my main ch1 file name is really bad(/funny) ...... so alas i may just jump in with my Since Chapter 3 saves .

ive worked on setting up an event that should be kind of fun in my main discord server so runeless friends of mine can watch me play and ive made a ch5 predictions bingo and stuff (+ a bonus round. which will be done concurrently so. not very bonus....). dunno how to actually set up my bingo for the stream but we ball

[tvtastic]

Hello Applesauce 🍎 Nooo little apple don't fulfill the prophecy!! Nooo... Well... I guess we could sweep it under the rug this time

Chapter 4 egg's quite easy! Find the upside down... pipis-like oval, and I heard it's always the 100th window... Could be wrong but you should try! No really though why is Jevil a chapter 1 boss. I was STRUGGLING. What are they feeding him... Think it all comes down to muscle memory, you'll succeed 100% guaranteed at a point... What did you choose to do eventually? I've been gone playing chapter 5, honestly... and finishing 4 (ended up finishing it a few hours after 5 released #TakingTooLong) I have. Many Thoughts and for the first time majority are Critiques...

That does seems like lots of fun! Spread the Rune propaganda... What was the bingo?

[dogeatsmoss]

i speedran chapter 4 & egg retrieval (why is finding the freaking Canvas such a Strife.....) (i didnf count the windows i just sniffed it out really hard (& went by egg shape. of course)) & ended up using my Since Chapter 3 save (my party dojo is pissed off at me for not recruiting enough and im not sure if thats a late save thing or if i just ran away from too many battles in ch4..... jackenstein was ok so im assuming the former?? my poor town's love is cracked...)

since im yapping im gonna trim this post but More Below 👇👇👇↓↓↓↓vvvvv Ya

glad we agree on jevil. tutorial level but they add an important easter egg that hits you with the super ultra mega Death Ray. coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb. ect. im Really gonna have to practice

after like 3 days post-release ive Finally beat the new chapter and can unblock the deltarune tag for fear of spoilers. & never ever ever have i been happier i have never ever ever even touched the weird route . i watched footage with my friends & we all went insane forever. im in a weird white room now with this weird suit on. typing this with my nose (← big red sign that says THIS IS HYPERBOLE I AM JOKING I AM BEING DISINGENUOUS) (← im not in tha rubber room) (←←←i am typing with my hands). it was very. °€✓€=¢=✓++$;@+;$(";@(+✓€✓ Indescribable. Very indescribable. not how id have expected anything to go. Wough.

also youre very real on having critiques of the new chapter. im gonna take a while to collect my thoughts but i remember the start of it like . didn't feel Very Deltarune. that feeling faded for me after a while though so i need to look back on the festival to see if i still feel that way i guess. my friend put it well, that its not at all a bad chapter, just not the best Deltarune Chapter. the writing almost felt like it was ouribousing itself. LOVED the new sprites though

i dont have bingo access rigjt now but i have worlds lowest quality screenshot of it which hopefully suffices...

bonus round was not crafted very well but i think everyone had fun despite me kind of giving up on the setup ^_^ (it ended up as VERY last-second work, and bingo ended up hosted on magma) (doodles added one of the pals) (bingo format by @gardengrovey/garden grove on youtube)

i will always spread my deltarune mold spores to my friends it is how i show love c:

[tvtastic]

TRUE... I couldn't find anything I was Very Confused... And the forgotten man wasn't even behind the tree anymore! What a FRAUD!! Sequences in the dark where you can't see anything are always An Experience: Where the fuck are we Kris.............

Haven't gotten that I'm really Not Sure... Did you check the Bell's Judgement... That MIGHT help figure out if you lost recruits, I was missing Miss Mizzle apparently! Got her and my Castle Town is... Well, sickeningly lovey dovey... Let's SWAP!!! Please... There's throuples everywhere I can't do this

I feel like Jevil isn't even that hard on his own, it's just the HP/damage ratio in chapter 1, probably a bit MUCH!!! Especially without great equipment nor good healing items... YOU GOT THIS!! I suggest watching no hit videos, they can help you understand bullet patterns better & how to dodge them as a result

SPOILERS CUT for my followers. Probably

YEAHHHHH not looking at the Deltarune tag for DAYS was torture... I need my Spamtenna daily intake personally. Which I spontaneously combust after 24 hours without. The weird route's characterization of Noelle was INSANE. Absolutely love the way it's developing because people weren't really taking it seriously (mostly labelled as “Genocide route but in Deltarune”) so I'm glad Toby's getting more bold with showing the horrifying consequences it's causing in the Light World too. THE WAY IT SKIPS TO CHAPTER 7 I'm so Fucking Scared. How is the soul even gonna get out of this if they're well, y'know... Something something the vessel maybe. Could it be weird route exclusive. I have zero idea what Toby's planning but I KNOW it'll be fire. BUT TO THINK WE GOTTA WAIT ANOTHER 2 YEARS OR SO FOR THE WEIRD ROUTE DRIVES ME CRAZY... it's okay we'll break out of there together.......... I think there's rats in this rubber room......

The writing was absolutely a huuuuge leap from chapter 4 it didn't feel very natural y'know? I get that

I think the gameplay's the best part, it's very fun and has a lot of variety compared to previous chapters, that definitely did improve my opinion on it as I played but the characterizations are a bit off... Also very sad at the lack of new Flawpilled Freaks rather than that anime twink

I MIGHT need a very different glasses prescriptions to read that but I see FRIEND... 👀 I hope we get to find out about 'em next chapter. I REALLY WAS WWITING FOR THEM!! AS A SECRET BOSS AT LEAST. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE FIELD OF PINK AND GOLD AND NOT MENTION THEM ONCE. TOBY!!!!!!!!!

[dogeatsmoss]

deltarune ch5 spoilers below!!!! rahh!!!!! also trimming this to not clog more dashes than i already have!!

isnt crazy they made friend red in this chapter. just when i thought friend would have a Predictable Split Second Smile Appearance again the TABLES TURN ON ME BECAUSE FRIEND OS!??????? RED???? allegedly how much hp you lose from it depends on the value if your items . i took virtually no damage and can't tell if that means im Freaking Settttttttt or if my items are shit as frickkkk . but i do have the goldwidow so im assuming friend is trying to say i have bank. yet i struggled Hard to obtain enough healing items to survive Any part of the chapter

im pretty sure the bells of justice said i was chill but im pretty sure i only had mizzles listed in my ch4 recruits . i may have read something wrong though

the throuples are inescapable. i tested a fresh ch5 save and there's still 10000000 throuples . love wins even when you have no recruits..... isnt it lovely

i got my hands on the undertalemodtool today for the heck of it and found the unused text #by myself. #epic gamer #this dog's first ever datamine (they have a search tool so they actually made it really easy)

i feel like the goner bird guy (not the berd but like. the 1 who is also an undertale goner. you Know) the way im losing coherency again (←sleeptime Soon.....)

actually a really good idea to watch and analyze no-hit runs.... my main enemy is the freaking Carousels (nightmare to try to predict even though its So consistent) and the clubs bombs (visually overwhelming i just stop thinking and because a creature)

merry timezone im going snooze for 1000 years. like. dragon atop a pile of gold coins style. #my centuries long slumber #yay (resisting the urge to over explain myself and say im gonna sleep a normal amount of time because im sure it's actually understandable that im kidding. but also failing at my restraint seeing as me explaining im resisting explaining the joke. is explaining the joke. whateverrrr)

[dogeatsmoss]

Hii!! Points at you!! Sourcemate spotted 🫵 how are you!!

sourcemate appearance spotted 🫵!!!!!!!! im fighting sleep & ican feel myself losing coherency very very slowly but thankfully the adrenaline of Getting Ask On The Platform Where I Signed Up To Get Asks has awakened me 🎉 so all in (and??? english isnt my first language i donf actually know the idiom LMFAOO) all i am doing Splendidly ‼️ i hope youre doing well, too?

[tvtastic]

YES!! It's me... The #1RatedSalesman1997 (Wow!)

... I believe that may be a sign to head to bed... Take this Oracle as you will however... Prophecies don't always need to be followed, amirite? I say as I play Deltarune until 4 in the morning because I forgot to finish the last chapter and I need That Speedrun before chapter 5 comes out... (Save Me)

MY GAMING STRUGGLES ASIDE, glad you're alright and I'm doing well too! Hope to actually get IN the Dark World today and to stop Fucking Around Hometown like I've been doing for the past 2 days...

How are we feeling about Deltarune in 2 Tomorrows...

[dogeatsmoss]

hii spam tong 👽👽 it was indeed a sign to sleep & i did sleep so #prophecy fulfilledddd

and bro i am Insane about deltarune in twomorrows......... i probably Should play through all the chapters really fast to have a Perfect Save™ (i haven't even gotten the chapter 4 egg Once.....) but i am So ass at the ch1&2 shadow crystal bosses and my main ch1 file name is really bad(/funny) ...... so alas i may just jump in with my Since Chapter 3 saves .

ive worked on setting up an event that should be kind of fun in my main discord server so runeless friends of mine can watch me play and ive made a ch5 predictions bingo and stuff (+ a bonus round. which will be done concurrently so. not very bonus....). dunno how to actually set up my bingo for the stream but we ball

[tvtastic]

Hello Applesauce 🍎 Nooo little apple don't fulfill the prophecy!! Nooo... Well... I guess we could sweep it under the rug this time

Chapter 4 egg's quite easy! Find the upside down... pipis-like oval, and I heard it's always the 100th window... Could be wrong but you should try! No really though why is Jevil a chapter 1 boss. I was STRUGGLING. What are they feeding him... Think it all comes down to muscle memory, you'll succeed 100% guaranteed at a point... What did you choose to do eventually? I've been gone playing chapter 5, honestly... and finishing 4 (ended up finishing it a few hours after 5 released #TakingTooLong) I have. Many Thoughts and for the first time majority are Critiques...

That does seems like lots of fun! Spread the Rune propaganda... What was the bingo?

[dogeatsmoss]

i speedran chapter 4 & egg retrieval (why is finding the freaking Canvas such a Strife.....) (i didnf count the windows i just sniffed it out really hard (& went by egg shape. of course)) & ended up using my Since Chapter 3 save (my party dojo is pissed off at me for not recruiting enough and im not sure if thats a late save thing or if i just ran away from too many battles in ch4..... jackenstein was ok so im assuming the former?? my poor town's love is cracked...)

since im yapping im gonna trim this post but More Below 👇👇👇↓↓↓↓vvvvv Ya

glad we agree on jevil. tutorial level but they add an important easter egg that hits you with the super ultra mega Death Ray. coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb. ect. im Really gonna have to practice

after like 3 days post-release ive Finally beat the new chapter and can unblock the deltarune tag for fear of spoilers. & never ever ever have i been happier i have never ever ever even touched the weird route . i watched footage with my friends & we all went insane forever. im in a weird white room now with this weird suit on. typing this with my nose (← big red sign that says THIS IS HYPERBOLE I AM JOKING I AM BEING DISINGENUOUS) (← im not in tha rubber room) (←←←i am typing with my hands). it was very. °€✓€=¢=✓++$;@+;$(";@(+✓€✓ Indescribable. Very indescribable. not how id have expected anything to go. Wough.

also youre very real on having critiques of the new chapter. im gonna take a while to collect my thoughts but i remember the start of it like . didn't feel Very Deltarune. that feeling faded for me after a while though so i need to look back on the festival to see if i still feel that way i guess. my friend put it well, that its not at all a bad chapter, just not the best Deltarune Chapter. the writing almost felt like it was ouribousing itself. LOVED the new sprites though

i dont have bingo access rigjt now but i have worlds lowest quality screenshot of it which hopefully suffices...

bonus round was not crafted very well but i think everyone had fun despite me kind of giving up on the setup ^_^ (it ended up as VERY last-second work, and bingo ended up hosted on magma) (doodles added one of the pals) (bingo format by @gardengrovey/garden grove on youtube)

i will always spread my deltarune mold spores to my friends it is how i show love c: