dogfaarts

[catchymemes]

[trustyalt]

im going to get my artwork done ^_^ *gets sleepy**gets sleepy**gets sleepy**gets sleepy**gets sleepy**gets sleepy**gets sleepy**gets sleepy**gets sleepy**ge

[escapekit]

Passport Photo Series London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.

[kringeshame]

[knowwhatimeme]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[theryanproject]

Where my introverts at?

[dimplelylee]

home

[uglythumbs]

me: frienships sound kinda nice

brain: consider this…………………………………………isolation

me: 

[the-malevolent-platypus]

[unclefather]

[davereed]

Why is this so funny??

[capacity]

People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe dogs are so happy all the time because they sleep so much.

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

pain heals, chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever

[huntrad]

me when i trip over something in public

[chickenpet]

A beginner’s guide t

[bukbot]

For their birthday last year, bought eggs from the horrors of World War II.

[projectbot13]

Learn or do something and people and made by some work right.

[batdorable]

i didnt even realize this was a bot post and i forreal thought i was having an aneurysm 

[ethynoll]

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

[anti0ch]

in a swamp

[anti0ch]

or in a bog

[anti0ch]

there’s nothing finer

[anti0ch]

than a frog 🐸

[frogginbloggin]

in the mud

[frogginbloggin]

or by the road

[frogginbloggin]

there’s nothing slicker

[frogginbloggin]

than a toad!!

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

in a shoe

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

or in a boot

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

there’s nothing neater

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

than a newt!

[thresher-sharks]

in the moss

[thresher-sharks]

or in a pail

[thresher-sharks]

there’s nothing dearer

[thresher-sharks]

than a snail 🐌

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

By the lamp

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Or on a cloth

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

There’s nothing sweeter

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

than a Moth!

[flappy-derkins]

In the grass

[flappy-derkins]

By the lake

[flappy-derkins]

There is nothing sneakier

[flappy-derkins]

Than a snake 🐍

[mango-dolphin]

when you

[mango-dolphin]

hrngh

[mango-dolphin]

you

[mango-dolphin]

BEE

[love-and-lutalica]

EXCELLENT addition, Bee Person!

[solarmorrigan]

So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we’ll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she’ll be back in a couple of minutes

Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y’know. Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girl’s balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it’s quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us

After a long moment, she says, confused, “You didn’t pop the balloons.”

To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, “We’re allowed to pop them?” and immediately turns around and stabs his friend’s balloon with the pencil

There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates’ balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. “I can’t believe you didn’t pop your balloons.”

Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever

[srsfunny]

You lucky boi

[asoftunkindness]

This is why geese are so arrogant