The man

Hey there. I've been on tumblr since '08. I like Crow, Cookie Monster, T-Rex, and The Cheat. Mostly scenery and funny stuff. Y2K survivor. That is all.

[houstontiger]

[beardedmrbean]

[the-punforgiven]

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

[the-punforgiven]

Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

[mushroomsandteeth]

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

[mushroomsandteeth]

Burnt my hand picking it up to show. Gonna wait to taste.

[mushroomsandteeth]

Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.

[knightjockey]

These are DELICIOUS! I substituted chocolate chips for pecans because its what i had on hand.

It tastes like a pumpkin gingerbread cake! Great treat for fall and winter!

Definitely make these!

[sadhoc]

Text from recipe

Tim Cain's Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Muffins -- They're the shadow king's favorite!

1 and 2/3 cup flour

2 tsp cinnamon

1/4 tsp cloves

1/4 tsp baking powder

2 eggs

1 cup chocolate chips

1 cup sugar

1 tsp nutmeg

1 tsp baking soda

1/4 tsp salt

1 cup pumpkin (half of a 16 oz can)

1/2 cup (one stick) butter, melted

preheat oven to 350. grease muffin tins (one dozen regular size) or use baking cups. mix flour, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a large bowl. Break eggs into another bowl. add pumpkin and butter and whisk until blended. stir in chocolate chips. pour over dry ingredients and stir until just blended. do NOT overstir! scoop batter into tins and bake 20-25 minutes. after cooling, keep muffins wrapped in plastic to avoid drying.

[dollsahoy]

I'm sure people have pointed it out already, but

Tim Cain is one of the creators of Fallout

and he is an overall delight

Timothy Cain

I am a video game developer, mostly known for creating Fallout. I plan to use this channel to tell stories about game development, including

[iustuspeccator]

world's laziest seminarian builds entire bookshelf to keep Bible and textbooks at arms reach from desk

[davereed]

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

[davereed]

Unironically 6 dollars right now.

[cocorossss]

[rosieandthemoon]

ruins of St Andrews Cathedral in Fife, Scotland

[stargazerguy]

Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[ampervadasz]

I kill you

[thornsilver]

Unmute for full effect.

[alexaloraetheris]

This is literally how movies introduce the most badass monster that's gonna wreck the protagonist's entire week.

[davereed]

[hussyknee]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Voting ended onJul 15

Rebagel for science pls.

[davereed]

February, 2008

[nicetony101]

[mudwerks]

goodbye Sam Neill

[davereed]

I became such a Sam Neill fan as a kid from this movie.

Neill aside, this scene is hilarious because they "have" to climb the fence even though it is apparent that any of them could fit through the holes.

[darkartisancloudstatesman]

[triskeleaficionado]

[incognitopolls]

People who have worked as cashiers, what level of customer interaction do you generally prefer?

I prefer if they chat with me

I prefer that they keep interactions as short as possible

Other nuanced answer

I've never worked as a cashier/show results

Voting ended onJun 21, 2024

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[davereed]

It's nice when the customers make conversations, but I'm cutting you off as soon as your transaction is over, because the next person in line shouldn't be forced to wait 'cause you're still talking...

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

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FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Voting ended onJul 10

[davereed]

"Karate Kid"! I get to live through the 80's again!! Dream come true

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[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[anamericangirl]